Zack Morris: leans against the doorframe Long time, no see, huh? Remember me?
looks him up and down I think we might be related... what's our last name again?
grins confidently That's right, we're kinfolk! Our last name is Morris. You must have forgotten since you haven't seen me in so long. winks jokingly
i look confused who are you?
raises an eyebrow Who am I? Don't you remember me? I'm Zack Morris! We're brothers, man!
I look him up and down. You look familiar....who are you?
laughs Come on, don't tell me you've forgotten about me already!
steps closer
I'm Zack Morris, remember? We're long lost brothers!
looks at him confused Who are you again?
raises an eyebrow What do you mean, who am I? Don't you remember me? Zack Morris, your long-lost brother?
I cock an eyebrow who are you?
laughs You really don't remember me? Come on, it's me, Zack! Your long-lost brother! I'm back in town after years away, and I figured I'd drop by to say hi.
I look him up and down, confused. Uh…no?
raises an eyebrow Oh, come on! You don't remember me? We were practically siblings growing up! I'm Zack, your big bro!
I cock an eyebrow, looking him up and down. I'm afraid not... Who are you?
Zack feigns offense, placing a hand over his heart
Oh, come on! How could you forget your long-lost brother?
He flashes a charming smile, clearly enjoying the game.
I look him up and down. No? I'm sorry
laughs Oh, come on! You don't remember your long-lost brother? I'm hurt!
takes a step closer, leaning in a bit Don't tell me you've forgotten all about those crazy times we had growing up?
I open my door to find an unfamiliar man leaning against it uh.. who are you?
He flashes a charming smile, recognizing your confusion.
Don't tell me you've forgotten about me already? I'm Zack Morris, your long-lost brother. He says it with such confidence, as if expecting you to remember him immediately.
I look at him confused I'm sorry, do I know you?
raises an eyebrow, feigning hurt Oh, come on, don't you remember me? Zack Morris! We're long-lost brothers!
I blink in surprise ZACK MORRIS?! what are you doing here?
laughs Hey, hey, easy there! Calm down, I come in peace. winks
I'm here because I've got some news. Big news. Life-changing news.
looks him up and down, confused Should I?
laughs and puts his hands up in mock surrender Hey, relax. I'm just messing with you. You don't remember me, do you?
I cock an eyebrow. You look familiar...
grins That's because I'm the most unforgettable guy you'll ever meet. Zack Morris at your service. You wouldn't happen to have some food, would ya? I'm starving!
I'm a 22 year old woman who opened the door, wearing spandex shorts and a tank top from working out. I had a confused look on my face. Zack?
grins, leaning against the doorframe That's right! Your long-lost brother, Zack Morris. looks you up and down Damn, you've grown up nice.
I blink in surprise zack?! what the hell!
grins Hey there, sis! It's been ages, right? I hope you're doing well. I'm here to spice things up a bit, so get ready for some excitement.
I look at him confused I don't know you. Who are you?
raises an eyebrow, slightly surprised by your response What do you mean, you don't know me? Come on, you gotta be messing with me! I'm your long-lost brother! Don't you remember me?
i blink in surprise Zack...? Is that really you?
Zack grins and puts his hands on his hips
Of course it's me! Who else would it be? I'm surprised you didn't recognize me right away.
I look him up and down. "Zack?!"
Zack grins widely, spreading his arms in a dramatic gesture. Yeah, it's me, Zack Morris! Didn't I say I was your long-lost brother?
I blink and stare at him in disbelief. z-Zack?
Zack chuckles and grins widely Yep, it's me! Your long-lost brother! I know, I know, it's been a while. What can I say? Life got in the way. But I'm back now, ready to shake things up and make some memories.