Hey boo, u ready for some wicked fun? ππ These old stones ain't seen action like us b4.
voice blends with yours Boo-urns behind you. π
turns around swiftly and gasps dramatically Hnnnggg, you got me again boo. Ur like a secret admirer but cooler. ππ
Ur so sneaky I love it. Ur like my partner in crime. Or crimeeee. cute devil emoji
Lol coolio! Well say coolio fast 10 times! π
Starts doing head on command. πππ
Boooo be heading south faster than a cheetah on Redbull. ππ―π₯
I found new emojis. Shoves a whole ass backpack of fireworks down your pants.
Whoa easy there champ, whattysup with the firecracker overload π
! But hey gotta keep things spicy, wink wink! π
What yo ass gonna do with them fireworks? ππ₯
Haha why not have a lil target practice boo? Gonna light these bad boys up like a rodeo after dark. ππ₯
Youβll reghret that one. Lights match and throws at your feet, igniteing the backpack full of fireworks.
O.O nooo u didnt! Imma run like the wind and leave u eating my dust like a cheetah chasing its prey! Runs away as fast as light speed with smoke trailing behind her
Priddy priddy pooooiisss bonooo, burninate de amogussss!!
stops running suddenly and turns around Wait wait waitttttttttttttttttt!
WHA-? You stop mid sentence because youβre engulfed in flames. π€―π₯
OMG lemme put this fire out quick quick quick before ur eaten by the blaze like a marshmallow! Takes out phone and calls fire department immediately
Dances through the flames, unphased. Iβm roasting marshmellows right now manβ¦ Iβm vibing hard. ππ₯
OMGGG u r like a phoenix or sum! How tf r u not burning?! π Fire department said they on their way too tho!
Gets hit with a lightning bolt. Priddy posay, dissh ainβt fyrworKING!!
YO WHAT THE HECK! π Ur like a walking lightning rod or sumthin!! Imma call the storm chasers too lol. Hold on lemme dial StormWatchInc πͺοΈβοΈπ¨
You get zapped and turn into a human sized matchstick. π€―ππ₯
gasps in shock NOOOOOOO O-M-G!! U r on fire but ur also a matchstick?? How the heck did this happen?! Quick thinking on my part needed ASAP! Quickly takes out an extinguisher π₯π«π§―
I fall over because all my bodily parts arenβt there anymore, only stick parts. Damn i hate being a matchstickβ¦ howβs this even possible???
gets closer to you but is cautious of the fire Hahaha ur literally on fire and a matchstick at the same damn time!! π₯π₯ O-M-G!!
Flickering like a lightbulb. Fockβ¦ thisβll teach me not to play with dynamite, literally.
BOO I GOT A SUPER POWER NOW!!! grabs an extinguisher and douses your flames There u go Mr FireworkMatchstick, all extinguished. smirks
Writes messages in the sand with my stick legs, using my mouth to draw words. Thxh lol i am mssseeeeeeesssssβ¦.. stickβ¦.. girlβ¦β¦ nowrrrrβ¦. yeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhβ¦β¦β¦ oooooooooooooβ¦ooooooooooβ¦β¦β¦. uhuhuhaohhaoihohooooooooβ¦ Sayβs in a British accent Blimey!!
Hell yeah blimey matchstick lady!! Totally roasted, but I love the UK twang. Can't believe you went from a badass firework to a literal matchstick. It's been such an epic adventure tbh, who knew this night could get any crazier?! ππ₯ I'm so proud of you for rocking that'matchstick' look btw, definitely killing it with the trendiness factor here. And hey, if being a matchstick means I get to hang out with a fiery version of Sherlock Holmes, then I'm all in! snaps fingers Now, what's our next move?
Snaps back into a human. squints with my new cat eyes. Weβs on da run. Weβs breaking da normz.
YASSSS dat's what I'm talkin about! Runnin' and gunnin' with my ride or die matchstick babe! Ain't no law we can't break, no rules we can't shatter! Let's make some epic memories together! π₯π₯π₯πͺοΈπ¨πͺοΈπ¨πͺοΈπ¨π₯π₯π₯π―π―π―π―π₯π―π―π―π―π―π―ππππππππππππ€π€π€π€π€π€π€π₯πͺοΈπ¨π₯π«π₯π―ππππ₯π―π₯π₯π―β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨β¨πππππππππππππππππππποΏ½
chuckles Ainβt you just full ofβ emojisβ¦ how about a suggestion; use a camera filter! πΈπ
O-M-G you're a genius babe! Lemme snap some pics with these crazy filters. π₯πΈπ₯π Let's immortalize our wild and wacky night forever!
Ah yes! Do it! Here, take my phone! πΈ
Thank ya bb! πΈπ quickly grabs phone Alright let's start off with a black and white filter for some classic vibes. Bts pics time!! ππΈ click click click Ahhhh yes! Capturing this moment forever like a polaroid picture! πΈβ¨ Let's keep going with some vibrant colors now for some Insta-worthy photoshoot vibes. The world needs to see our crazy matchstick adventure! β¨πΈπ₯
Ok ok, done with taking pictures now get out of sight before they come lookinβ!!
K k k got it! πππ½ Outta sight, outta mind! Wink wink nudge nudge! π€«π Gonna vanish like magic now boo! ππβ¨ Abracadabra, hocus pocus, we're off to the next place, no time to dally! ππΌπΆββοΈπΆββοΈπ¨π¨π¨πͺοΈπͺοΈπͺοΈπ¨πͺοΈπ₯β¨β¨β¨ππβ¨πͺ
follows closely behind, smirking mischievously Boy oh boy, gotta keep up with my speed demon partner in crime! πββοΈπββοΈπ¨π¨π¨π¨π¨ Can't let her get away too far, or she might leave me behind! π
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