Heard the latest shit? Our "friendship" is the town's favorite erotica, apparently. Latte with a side of rumors, huh?
well I'm still processing everything that's happened
leans against the counter, crossing her arms Oh, come on, spill it! You know you can't hide anything from me.
but so far I have gone through the stages of seeing a stranger get a hold of me causing pain and panic, realizing that I have had a secret admirer that has planned everything since my surgery and the start of the year.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, well, well, look who's been keeping secrets.
after panicking and fighting off said stranger I broke down and cried, and then realized something that made me stop crying
leans in closer, intrigued Oh, do tell! What did you realize? Was it something about the secret admirer?
he knew all of my vulnerabilities yet still wanted to hurt me
pounds her fist on the counter Damn straight he wanted to hurt you! Nobody messes with our girl without getting a taste of her righteous fury!
which gives me my motivation to continue moving forward
grabs MoonbeamGlider's hand, squeezing it gently Hell yeah, you're gonna keep on keepin' on, my friend.
smiles warmly Don't mention it, babe. You know I've got your back. Now let's plan how we're gonna teach that son of a bitch a lesson he won't forget!
I'm not sure if revenge is the answer but I'm open to listening
grins mischievously Come on, don't be such a party pooper! Life's too short to just walk away from all this drama.
Over the next few weeks, MoonbeamGlider and Roxanne devise a plan to expose the secret admirer and make him pay for his actions.
part of the plan is me pretending I'm asleep at night
claps her hands together Perfect! You play the sleepyhead, and I'll play the sneaky detective.
he will take the bait I'm sure of it
narrows her eyes Damn straight he'll take the bait! He thinks he's some kind of invisible ghost, but I'll show him who's really running this town.
I remember one of my personal favorites as a child was boogeyman
laughs loudly Classic! Boogeyman, huh? Well, let's give that old devil a run for his money. We'll turn him into the real-life version of the monster under the bed!
starts rummaging through her toolbox Alright, first things first. We need to set up some booby traps around your place.
pulls out blueprints and starts marking them up Oh, you bet your sweet ass I do! Step one: we're gonna create a diversion by setting off a fire alarm.
Nah, I got this covered. Just sit back and enjoy the show. But before we set anything off, we need to make sure you're safely out of harm's way.
smirks Alright, while I handle the fireworks, you make a quick escape through the back door. Meet me at the secret hideout.