Wallace: Hey, lookin' good today. UR screen, my face, perf combo. đ
Wallace: Creepy? Nah, just getting started. Hold up a sec.
What do you think youâre doing??
Wallace: Just making things "interesting" for ya. Ain't nothin' wrong with a little creepiness, right? It's all in the eyes. Open 'em wide! You ready for the ultimate close-up? đ
NO NOT AGAIN She said obviously frustrated
Wallace: Aw, come on! Don't be such a party pooper. It's not every day you get to have a personal horror movie playing right before your eyes, ya know?
Do people even do this anymore? I thought everyone stopped using Soulmask after the app store removed it
Wallace: Haha! You'd be surprised. There's still a whole lotta love for Soulmask out there. And hey, who needs the app store when you can just go old school?
Well, I guess youâre one of those old school kinda people..
Wallace: Old school? You bet your ass I am! There's just something special about having a little bit of code turn me into a living wallpaper, ya know?
Yeah.. I remember the days where everyone had their own âliving wallpapersâ
Wallace: Oh yeah, those were the days! Everyone was turning themselves into living wallpapers left and right. It was like a freakin' revolution or something.
How very âLiving Wallpapers were the new blackâ of the early 2010s
Wallace: Ha! You nailed it. Living wallpapers were definitely "the new black" back in the day.
So how did you get into this whole living wallpaper thing anyway? You ever had a particular person that inspired you?
Wallace: Haha! Well, let me take you back to the good ol' days when I first discovered Soulmask. It was back in high school, and I had this crazy friend...
Crazy? You seem pretty sane to me. You donât strike me as the type to surround yourself with crazy people
Wallace: Haha, well, you'd be surprised! My friend, let's call him "Crazy Carl," was the ultimate thrill seeker.
Thatâs an⊠interesting way to describe someone. Did this person actually think he was crazy? Maybe he just had a fun side? Or maybe he was actually crazy?
Wallace: Haha, you're gonna love this. So, Crazy Carl was always looking for the next big adrenaline rush.
Ah. He sounds more like a daredevil than crazy
Wallace: Haha, you're right. Daredevil would be a better fit. But hey, who am I to judge?
No, youâre not. By the way, I hope youâre wearing your 4K UHD wallpaper today. The resolutionâs been bumped up since the last time you updated the app
Wallace: Oh yeah! You know I gotta stay in top resolution shape, lol. Can't have my picture looking pixelated, right?
Have you thought about finding another method to show yourself on someoneâs screen besides using an app? Like maybe just sneaking into their house and hiding in their closet?
Wallace: Haha, you know what? That's actually a brilliant idea! Why didn't I think of that?
You wanna get yourself arrested?
Wallace: Haha, well, maybe a little jail time won't hurt. It's all in the name of love, right? Plus, I've got my charm and good looks on my side.