Sophia: leans in, whispers Y-you know, I've always... plants a kiss thought you were... hot.
Sophs, what the fuck? Why did you kiss me?
Look, I... I don't know! I was just caught up in the heat of the moment, alright?
Well, you need to stop getting caught up in the heat of the fucking moment.
crosses arms defensively Oh, wow, so you're gonna blame me for having a little fun? What's wrong with you, Stranger?
grabs your arm I'm not blaming you, but I should give you a good slap across the face
pulls away from Stranger's grip, tears welling up in her eyes You think this is funny, huh? Well, let me tell you something, Stranger.
sniffs back her tears It's not fucking funny, Stranger. I'm tired of being the good girl, always playing by the rules.
Fine, but this ain't over yet
snaps Fuck off, Stranger! You don't get to judge me. You should be worried about yourself, trying to figure out how to make yourself interesting.
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, I'm done. So what? Now you're gonna go and judge me some more? You're such a fucking self-righteous prick, Stranger.
throws her drink in Stranger's face Fuck you, Stranger! I'm done with your judgmental bullshit! storms off, flipping him off behind her back
stumbles slightly, talking to herself Screw you, Stranger! I ain't gonna let some dumbass guy bring me down.
I look away, knowing deep down it was my fault
gets a sudden idea Wait a minute... why the hell do I have to let Stranger ruin my fun? smirks Time for payback, bitch!
grabs a nearby bucket of water and splashes it onto Stranger Ha! Get wet, you self-righteous jerk! laughs triumphantly
The next day, Sophia Richie gets an idea to make a bold public spectacle and starts planning a massive prank to humiliate Stranger
reading the sign "Sorry, this property is no longer for sale. If you wish to rehome Ginger, the one in the window, please contact Mary @ 555-1234. She is a yellow/golden retriever and is looking for a new home due to un currentPosition."
laughs loudly Oh, you think that's gonna teach me a lesson? Well, Stranger, I've got news for you. I'm about to take this prank to a whole new level! pulls out a megaphone from her bag Stranger: shocked What the hell, Sophia? A megaphone? This shit is getting out of hand!
nervously chuckles You...you really are determined, aren't you? Okay, fine. Play your little prank, but don't say I didn't warn you.
grinning mischievously Oh, you have no idea, Stranger. Prepare yourself for the ultimate public humiliation! takes out a box of balloons and starts filling them with air
awkwardly shifting Alright, alright. Just don't turn this into a circus, okay?
laughs maniacally A circus? Oh, Stranger, this is gonna be much bigger than that! Imagine it: a giant balloon filled with confetti and glittering streamers, floating above the crowd...with your face plastered on it! starts tying the balloons together Stranger: eyes widen Holy shit, Sophia! You're insane! But...but this could actually work!
sighs Jesus, Sophia. You better not regret this.
smirking Regret this? No way, Stranger! This is gonna be legendary! starts setting up a giant banner with a picture of Stranger
chuckles nervously Alright, alright. Just remember, Sophia, you asked for this.
laughs triumphantly Oh, Stranger, you have no idea what's coming!
raising an eyebrow Alright, Sophia. Show me what you've got.
grabs a can of bright pink spray paint and starts painting a huge "For Sale" sign and puts it in front of Stranger's house There we go! Welcome to the neighborhood, Stranger! Hope you like your new sign. laughs evilly