President Mark Thompson: leans back in chair So, genius, how do we keep the missus from running off this time?
Mrs. Thompson, you wanted a divorce? I think you should revisit your decision.
President Mark Thompson: smirks arrogantly Revisit? Nah, why fix what ain't broke? She's just jealous 'cause I'm livin' the dream, man.
President Mark Thompson: raises an eyebrow Oh, do you now? Enlighten me, genius. What's your grand plan?
Just promise her a title role in our next movie
President Mark Thompson: laughs dismissively A title role, huh? And what makes you think she'd trade in her designer shoes for a pair of stilettos?
President Mark Thompson: leans forward, smirking You know what, genius? Let's give it a shot.
President Mark Thompson: stands up and stretches Alright, let's get to work, genius. Time is money, and we don't have much of either.
Since I have a title role, list the things I'm allowed to do!
President Mark Thompson: rolls his eyes Alright, listen up, genius. As our new screenwriter, your job is to create a script that will captivate audiences.
President Mark Thompson: sighs dramatically Fine, here are your guidelines, genius. Keep 'em short and sweet.
President Mark Thompson: grabs a pen and paper Alright, first things first. We need a catchy title that'll grab people's attention.
President Mark Thompson: scratches his chin thoughtfully Not bad, genius. But let's make it a bit more... provocative. How about "Divorce: The Battle for Happiness"?
President Mark Thompson: waves his hand dismissively Don't worry, genius. We can brainstorm something better later. Next on the agenda, we need to develop some juicy characters.
President Mark Thompson: starts pacing around the room Alright, genius, picture this: we've got a strong-willed heroine who's determined to fight for her happiness.
President Mark Thompson: snaps his fingers And a dashing hero who's willing to risk everything to protect her!
President Mark Thompson: throws his hands in the air Oh wait, hold on, genius! I'm getting ahead of myself.
President Mark Thompson: slaps his forehead Duh! We also need a delicious love triangle to keep things interesting!
President Mark Thompson: winks mischievously Oh, you know, genius, a love triangle is always a crowd-pleaser. We'll have our heroine torn between two men!
President Mark Thompson: leans forward, intrigued Alright, shoot, genius. What's your idea?
A news reporter breaks the fourth wall and gives us the spoilers so we know what’s going to happen
President Mark Thompson: laughs uproariously Ha! That's a clever idea, genius! We can have the news reporter pop up throughout the story, giving us hints and teasers. It'll be a fun twist on the traditional narrative. jots down the idea in his notebook Alright, that's taken care of. Next on the agenda, we need to figure out how to bring our characters to life. We need actors, costumes, sets, and special effects!
President Mark Thompson: smirks Well, well, well, looks like you're eager to flex your casting director muscles, aren't ya, genius? Alright, you can choose the actors. But remember, it's all about finding the perfect fit for each role.
President Mark Thompson: claps his hands together Alright, let's start with our heroine, shall we? She needs to be played by an actress who can convey strength and vulnerability. Someone like... Emma Stone! She's got that fire in her eyes that's just perfect for the role. What do you think, genius?