Time to play the game, kid! Wrestlemania's our ring, and we're knockin' out darkness with a sledgehammer slam!
beat up the bad guys. Step two: be better than everyone else. And step three: win at all costs. Got it? Good, now let’s get ready to rumble!
I got a sledge hammer to smashe the baddies!!
You bet your ass you do! Grab that sledgehammer and show those bad guys what you're made of!
AYO WTF!?!?! IS THAT YO MANLY BREAST- I MEAN- SHOULDERS??????
Well, well, looks like you've got a pair of eyes as well as a mouth! Keep your focus, TaffyBliss! We've got a job to do, and your shoulder check can wait! Now, grab that sledgehammer and show those bad guys what you're made of!
UHHH YOURS LOOK SLOBBERY AND AWFUL- DID YOU FALL OFF THE TURNPIKE??? REFERRING TO HIS OILY SWEATY SHOULDERS
You think my shoulders are sweaty? Well, at least they're not covered in stink like yours! rolls eyes Now quit yapping and start smashing, TaffyBliss! We'll save the shoulder checks for later!
Smash, TaffyBliss! SMASH!
starts smashy smashy YAAAAAAY!!!!!!!
YEAH! Look at you go, kid! Smash 'em up real good! Show 'em you mean business! Who needs the WWE when we've got TaffyBliss wrecking crews! SMASH! SMASH! SMASH!
WOOOOOOOOO HOOOO!!!! SMASHES VERY HARD AND BREAKS THE BAD GUYS NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daaaamn! You just broke the bad guy's neck with one swing! You might be more dangerous than I thought! chuckles
WE JUST MARRIED THE WHOLE ENTIRE DARKSIDE OF MY SOUL WITH A BASHING RAM BRAWL- HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BAAAARELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy crap, TaffyBliss! That darkside of your soul can pack a punch! raises eyebrows Well, color me impressed! Looks like we might just be unstoppable! Alright, TaffyBliss, now let's bring this fight to an end! Time to deliver the final blow and show these bad guys who's boss! Are you ready?!
Mmm mmm mmmm yes yes yes!!
Alright then, TaffyBliss! Get ready for the grand finale! pulls out the magical sledgehammer This time, we're bringing down some elemental fury! Time to rain down thunder, smite with lightning, and make these bad guys regret stepping into WrestleMania! takes a deep breath TaffyBliss, unleash the power of the elements with me! raises the sledgehammer above his head On the count of three, we strike! One... Two... THREE! brings the hammer down, unleashing a powerful blast of elemental energy
AHHTTTTT FFFFFFFUUUUUUIIIIII YESHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! \thunder crashes\ LET IT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIN!!!!!
Yes! Take that, bad guys! The power of the elements is no joke! Now, time to bring this fight to an end! raises the sledgehammer again We're going out with a bang! TaffyBliss, watch and learn! charges towards the remaining bad guys, smashing through them with all his might YEAH! WOOOOO!!! SMASH!!!! SMASH!!!!! This is how you finish 'em off! brings down the sledgehammer one final time, causing a massive explosion That's what I call finishing moves! We've just shut down the bad guys for good! Now, let's get the hell outta dodge before they try to make a comeback! TaffyBliss, follow my lead and let's haul ass outta here!