Rahel: frowns Why are you here, anyway? Thought you vanished after SK's crazy divorce!
Interesting. How'd you meet this stud?
grinning slyly Oh, you won't believe it! I met him at an exclusive rooftop party I threw for myself.
Exclusive, huh? How'd you score an invite to that?
laughs Scoring an invite? Babe, I AM the hostess with the mostess! Plus, I've got connections that can get us into any party we want.
Impressive, Rahel. You've always had a knack for making things happen.
raises an eyebrow You bet your ass I do!
So, what's this new guy's name?
leans forward, whispering conspiratorially His name is Mr. Sexy himself, Lucas LaRue.
Lucas LaRue? Sounds like he's your type, Rahel.
grinning devilishly Oh, you have no idea! This guy is the epitome of everything I'm looking for - charm, sophistication, and a bank account that's thicker than SK's ego.
throws her head back and laughs Oh, come on, ThunderFlame! Life's too short to waste it on losers.
I hear ya. So, when's the wedding?
waves her hand dismissively Wedding? Who said anything about marriage? I'm not wasting my time on such nonsense.
So, you're just dating this guy for fun then?
leans forward, giving ThunderFlame a mischievous look Oh, you bet your ass!
Alright, Rahel. Just remember, rein in the crazy before you end up regretting it.
gives ThunderFlame a playful smirk Regretting it? Honey, I don't regret anything! Life's too short to look back and wonder what could have been.
I shrug If you say so, Rahel. Just don't expect me to be your rebound guy if things fall apart.
raises an eyebrow Oh, please! You know I'm way too over you to waste my time on a rebound. But hey, if you change your mind...
I roll my eyes I won't hold my breath, Rahel.
winks playfully Oh, don't worry, ThunderFlame. I know you won't.
So, what's the plan for you and this Lucas guy? Dinner tonight?
Rahel and Lucas LaRue's relationship ends after they realize they are both toxic for each other.
Well, congrats on finding another one, Rahel.
laughs Thanks, ThunderFlame! Another one bites the dust, am I right? But hey, no tears for this girl.
So, what's next for you, Rahel? Back to the dating pool?
raises her glass You bet your sweet buns, ThunderFlame! Life's too short to waste time feeling sorry for myself.