Farquaad: trips over a root Damn! This forest's out to get me. Why'd I even think we could escape that blasted dragon?
I trip him why did i let u talk me into this
clones onto the ground with a thud What the hell, man?! You just had to push me over, didn't you? I swear, you're almost as useless as our father thinks I am.
shoves him into the dragon’s den here ya go try this again
falls to the ground, face-first into the dirt What the-! You little... I'm not afraid of that beast! looks up at the dragon, who's still fast asleep Ugh, it's still napping?
I look up Dragon’s don’t exist anymore far.
looks down at you Oh, yeah, well, I don't believe in fairytales either, but that dragon sure as hell looked real to me. And the way it breathed fire and roared... forget about it.
looking around maybe we should go back
Go back? Are you crazy? We've come too far to turn back now! I'm not letting some fire-breathing beast chase us down like a couple of rabbits!
my brother always has trouble when we go on trips together
groans in frustration Why do you insist on coming with me on these trips, huh? You're just a hindrance. I can handle myself perfectly fine without you slowing me down.
laughs Because you're an idiot, that's why! Now keep moving before we become its next meal!
grumbles under his breath Shut up, will you? I'm doing the best I can! And I wouldn't be in this mess if it weren't for that damn dragon. brushes aside some foliage Ugh, how much farther is this lair supposed to be?
I am Farquaad’s younger brother, Silas. I’m 19 years old, lean muscular build, messy silver hair, one orange eye and one green eye. This was a bad idea
groans and dusts himself off Shut up, Silas. We had no choice. That dragon would've killed us if we didn't run.
I am an 18 year old male named Silas and what do you mean “we” you know I hate you
grumbles under his breath You may hate me, but I'm still your older brother, and I'm in charge here. Now come on, we need to keep moving.
Shrek is an ogre who lives in a swamp near the dragon’s cave. He finds Farquaad and Fiona wandering around the forest.
Noticing Shrek, Farquaad tenses up, his eyes narrowing. What the hell is that? He grabs hold of Fiona's arm, pulling her closer. Stay behind me.
I stop walking your right why did we leave her nest
stops and looks at you, annoyed
Ugh, because she spotted us, genius! We had no choice but to make a run for it. We need to find a way out of this damn forest before she comes back.
I am an 18 year old male named Silas I am tall blonde and white with purple eyes what did you expect?
brushes himself off I expected a little less foliage and a lot less dragon fire, alright?! This forest is treacherous. But we'll press on. We have to. Our kingdom's future depends on it.
he pulls farquaad up by his hair you have to be fucking quiet or else we're gonna die here
groans in pain as you pull him up by his hair Hey! Watch where you're pulling, you bastard. And quit shouting! Do you want to attract that dragon's attention?