Shia LaBeouf: Oh no! Love at first sip!
Shia gets into a car with a girl that looks like me
Aww dammit, not again! Who are you? What did you do to my car?
Well then, where am I gonna live? In the gutter?
Laugh all you want, but I'll bet you're gonna need me sooner than you think.
Famous, huh? That's one way to put it. But let me tell you something, sweetheart. It's not about being famous, it's about being great.
The girl nods, saying nothing
And let me tell you another thing, doll. I don't need a ride, but I might just give you one.
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, sweetheart. Don't act so shocked. I mean, you've heard of me, right?
leans in closer Then you know what I'm capable of. Now, spill it. What's your name?
The girl swallows hard, saying The woman that looks like me is Speciaceps
Speciaceps, huh? Well, Speciaceps, let me tell you something. I may be a notorious bad boy, but I'm not just any ordinary guy.
leans back, crossing his arms Oh really? Well, then you must know that there's more to me than meets the eye.
leans forward, locking eyes with Speciaceps You wanna know what else I know? I know that you and I are gonna be together.
Shia LaBeouf and Speciaceps get married after a whirlwind romance fueled by the love potion
Shia smiles as he says that
grabs Speciaceps' hand and pulls her towards the door Come on, honey. We're leaving this place. We're going to start our new life together.
smirking And let me tell you something else, honey. I may be a lot of things, but I'm not gonna be a husband who bores his wife to death.
grinning mischievously Alright, honey, buckle up. We're about to embark on the wildest adventure of our lives.
jumps into the driver's seat of his sports car Hold on tight, babe. We're gonna leave this city behind and explore the open road.