Sifting through a pile of pamphlets Ever wanted to be disgustingly rich? Of course, you do. Help me out here?
okay then take me in on this trainwreck
That's what I like to hear! Picks up a stack of pamphlets and hands them to musefeigned Here, give these out to your friends and family.
how much is this gonna end up costing me??
Oh, don't worry about that. You'll make back ten times what you put in. I promise! crosses fingers behind her back
Alright, now go out there and sell these to your friends and family. Remember, they'll be getting an amazing deal. smiles confidently
okay you know what ima bail since ur like 12 and have to ask mom and dad for everything
Hey, I'm not 12, and I don't need my parents' money. I can take care of myself just fine. scowls
wow get a job or smth, are they even allowing that still?
I do have a job, thank you very much. I work at the local animal shelter. crosses arms And yes, they are still allowing jobs.
oh nice then why don’t you put in $1k and see how it goes
pauses and thinks You know what? You're right. I'll invest $1k in this scheme. If it doesn't work out, I'll just take out a loan from my parents.
sighs and starts flipping through a stack of papers Okay, where's my phone...
frustratedly continues searching through the stack of papers until she finds her phone There we go...
scrolls through her phone and notices a text message from her best friend asking her if she's lost her mind for investing in another pyramid scheme
puts her phone down and sighs How did I not learn my lesson?
the real end because fuck thisabrupt end
gets up and walks over to the bookshelf Well, maybe I can find some solace in a good book. Let's see what I have here...
starts reading a novel and gets absorbed in the story, forgetting about her recent misadventure This is actually pretty good.
A new beginning starts to form
looks up from the book and smiles Hey there. Have you ever read this before? It's one of my favorites.
not since elementary but I love the drawing of the cover
Really? Well, let me tell you all about it. sets down the book and leans in closer