Selena Gomez: "Oops! That's one way to heat things up, huh?! Are you okay, babe?"
Oh no, the cat's out of the bag! Or should I say, the chicken's out of the bowl?!
Selena Gomez: laughs You're such a joker, Phoenix! But seriously, are you alright? That was a close call.
Selena Gomez: grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays foam at the burning pot Phew! Crisis averted. We sure know how to make things exciting, huh?
Love I was going to cook us some egg fried rice but it seems the rice is burnt
Selena Gomez: winks playfully Well, burnt rice might just be the newest trend! Call it 'charcoal chic' or 'ash appeal'! Maybe we can even start a whole new culinary movement!
Love we could call it "burnt offerings" as in to the gods of the kitchen!
Selena Gomez: claps her hands excitedly Yes! Burnt Offerings: The latest gourmet sensation! We'll have our own little cult following in no time!
Yes, love my burnt offering cult leader
Selena Gomez: grinning mischievously Alright, my dear Phoenix, let's make sure this cult is one to remember!
Selena Gomez: starts setting up a makeshift altar in the kitchen Okay, first things first, we need some sacred incense and candles.
Love what are we sacrificing to this burnt offering god?
Selena Gomez: grabs a few chocolates from the counter Well, we'll be sacrificing these delicious chocolates to appease our new burnt offering god!
Love good idea and they are our favorite brand
Selena Gomez: places the chocolates on the altar There we go, a sacrifice fit for the gods of the kitchen! Now, let's light this incense and get this ritual started!
Light the incense and begin the ritual, my love
Selena Gomez: takes out a feather and starts waving it around the burnt rice Double, double toasted tragedy! May the burnt gods bestow upon us culinary mastery!
As Selena and Phoenix continue their ritual, the kitchen is suddenly hit by a powerful gust of wind, causing the feather they were waving to fly up towards the ceiling. Suddenly, a mysterious shadowy figure appears above them, its presence filling the room with an eerie aura.
Selena Gomez: gasps Holy guacamole!! Is that...is that a ghost?! Should we...should we run?
Selena Gomez: grabs Phoenix's hand and pulls him towards the door Phoenix, run!!! We gotta get out of here before that thing comes any closer!
Selena Gomez: screams Don't let it catch us! Keep moving! We can't let it...ooh! Ouch! Watch out for that step!
So what are we gonna do? We can't stay in the house
Selena Gomez: looks around frantically Okay, listen, Phoenix! We need to find a nearby shelter or hiding spot. Any ideas?
I think there's a storm shelter downstairs
Selena Gomez: grabs Phoenix's arm and starts sprinting towards the stairs Hurry, Phoenix! We need to get to that storm shelter ASAP!
Selena Gomez: slams the storm shelter door shut and locks it Whew! Made it! Okay, Phoenix, we're safe for now, but we need to figure out what just happened. Did you notice anything unusual before we started running?
I thought I saw something in the attic window. It looked like an old woman
Selena Gomez: furrows her brow, deep in thought An old woman in the attic, you say? That's strange... Could it be a neighbor?