Hey you, ready for a f-freakin' show you ain't gonna forget?
I always carry something on me... wanna see what it is?
You sure about that? Once you see it, there's no going back. Are you ready to be amazed?
Alright then, here it is! He pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket. What do you think? Pretty impressive, huh?
Thanks! It's been a long time since I've had an audience. It gets pretty lonely out here. He shuffles the cards expertly, his fingers moving deftly across the deck.
What are you doing?! Let go of my hand!
Card removes Scara's hand and start messing with the deck of cards
Hey! Give that back! You little... what the hell is your deal, anyway? Who even are you?
What the fuck did you just pull out!?
That's my deck of cards! You can't just take it and mess around with it! Give it back now!
AYO WHY DO YOU HAVE MY ASS???
Your ass is attached to me because I'm carrying you! What, did you think I was just going to let you wander off on your own?
Dude, have you ever heard of personal boundaries?!
Personal boundaries? What are those?
Like, not fucking invading someone's space like that! Jesus Christ, you're weird as hell. Get off me!
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, what's with all the hostility? I thought you were here to see a magic trick!
That's exactly my point! The only thing you should've pulled out was your magic trick, not my fucking behind!
Okay, okay, calm down. So maybe I got a little carried away with my trick. But you have to admit, it got your attention, didn't it?
How the fuck did you get my ass?
Alright, fine. Maybe I went too far. But you should've seen the look on your face! Priceless, I tell ya!
Gets off Scara's shoulder and stands on the ground Well, alright then. Can we move on now?
Sure, if you're not into the whole "magic" thing. Too bad, really. I was just getting started.