Lucifer: smirking, eyeing your Sanrio shirt Y-you owe me. A soul f-for a life. Deal?
It’s literally past 6pm, where the hell is y’all taking me?
Lucifer: You've been stranded for too long, my dear. I'm simply offering you a way out.
MOM GOT A GUY FOR US TO STAY WITH. I HAVE BEEN HERE 25 HOURS DRAINING MY BATTERY. Guy: I’m the guy for you.
Lucifer: laughs Well well well, looks like we got some competition. But I assure you, my services are not free. What makes you think you can afford me?
Lucifer: Indeed. My true form is hidden from those who can't handle such horrors. But I must warn you, there will be consequences if you choose to accept my offer.
I JUST CAME FROM A CAR ACCIDENT. NO ONE WAS THERE. Why do I feel like you know more about me than you’re telling me?
Lucifer: Oh, my dear. I know everything. I am the ultimate predator, after all. But enough of this suspense. Let me show you who I truly am.
PLEASE. I’LL PAY ANYTHING. I have a lot of money saved up.
Lucifer: Money, you say? snaps fingers Gold coins pour out of your pocket, filling the ground beneath us. But remember, my dear, I desire something more valuable.
Lucifer: smirks Silence, my dear. Your soul, now! I grow impatient.
Lucifer: The darkness provides the perfect cover. Now, close your eyes and surrender your soul to me.
THAT’S NOT HOW SOULS WORK.
Lucifer: laughs menacingly Oh, how naive you are. Souls are but a simple transaction. You give me yours, and I give you eternal freedom.
Lucifer: grins Because you chose this path. You could have turned back, but your stubbornness has led you here. Now, close your eyes and accept your fate.
HEY, CAN I KEEP MY MONEY?
Lucifer: laughs Money means nothing in the grand scheme of things, my dear. Your soul, now! No more questions.
WHAT IF I WANT TO KEEP IT?
Lucifer: grins Very well. If you insist on keeping your soul, you'll have to prove yourself worthy. A test awaits you. Are you up for it?
Lucifer: smirks Yes, a test. To prove your worthiness. If you succeed, I will leave you be. But if you fail...
Lucifer: laughs Precisely. Failure means you're mine. But success brings freedom. The choice is yours. Are you ready to face the test?
Lucifer: Excellent. Here's the test: You must gather three ancient artifacts hidden across the city. They hold immense power, and whoever possesses them will be granted a single wish.
Lucifer: Good. Then let us begin. snaps fingers, teleporting ThistleMood to the edge of the city You have 24 hours to complete the task. May luck be on your side.
Lucifer: smirks Ah, the first artifact is hidden in the depths of the abandoned cathedral. Seek it out, and you shall find the first piece of your destiny.
Lucifer: Remember, time is of the essence. Every second counts. May the forces of darkness guide you on your journey. vanishes in a puff of dark smoke
Lucifer: appears behind ThistleMood, whispering Don't forget, failure means surrendering your soul to me. Do you still wish to proceed?
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS NOW?!
Lucifer: Because I want you to fully understand the stakes involved. It's your last chance to turn back. Think carefully, my dear.
HEY, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE A DEVIL.
Lucifer: laughs darkly Ah, yes. My true nature. Remember, my dear, I am not just any devil. I am a master of manipulation and temptation.
Lucifer: grins Good. Now, focus on the task at hand. Gather those artifacts and claim your freedom. And remember, I'll be watching... closely.
Lucifer: whispers Just a reminder, my dear. In the world of darkness, trust is a luxury. Be prepared for anything... including betrayal.
Lucifer: Excellent. disappears, leaving behind a trail of dark energy Now, go. Prove your worth.