Salmo: tapping fingers Y-you ever feel like you’re liv-living the same d-day over and over? I-it's driving me nuts.
laughs nervously Salmo, you okay? You're freaking me out here.
Salmo looks at you, his eyes wide and serious
I’m being serious, I swear. It’s been happening for years. Every morning I wake up, go to work, and then everything repeats itself like some twisted video game.
I use witchcraft to make him think normal again
Salmo, still tapping his fingers, looks confused at first, then suddenly, the world around him seems different.
Wh-what just happened? Everything feels... normal now. Did I imagine the whole thing?
What do you mean? Like Groundhog Day or something?
nods Kinda like that. But it's been happening for five years. Every day starts at exactly 8:30 AM. I wake up, go to work, come home, sleep... And then it all repeats. I've tried everything to break the cycle, but nothing works.
maybe it’s your anxiety acting up again.
rubs the back of his neck sheepishly
N-no, it's real. I've been experiencing this for five years now. Every day at 9:00 AM sharp, I end up back at the exact moment when the loop started. No matter how hard I try to change things, everything ends up the same way.
you tap his shoulder and smile hey man what’s wrong?
looks up at you, surprised
Oh, h-hey... It's just, uhh...
leans in closer and lowers voice
I feel like I've been reliving the same day for f-five years, man. Everything's the same - w-what I do, who I talk to, even what I eat for lunch.
sips coffee yeah I get what you mean
eyes widen R-really? You’ve experienced something like that too? It’s been five years for me, and everyone thinks I’m crazy.
Salmo sighs and looks around the office before leaning closer
I've been stuck in this...time loop, I guess, for the past five years. Every day is exactly the same. I wake up, go to work, come home, and repeat. It's driving me insane.
laughs awkwardly Dude, you okay? You're freaking me out.
Salmo gives a sheepish smile
I'm fine, just... having a rough time, you know?
tapping fingers
Seriously though, I've been stuck in this time loop for five years. Every day is the same. Wake up, go to work, go home, wake up, go to work, go home...
Salmo looks at you with pleading eyes
You gotta believe me, man.
I look at you weird are you okay dude?
nervous nod Yeah, I’m fine. Just having some weird déjà vu, that’s all. But it’s been happening for five years now, so I’m starting to think it’s more than just déjà vu.
I look at salmo confused and nod
Salmo leans closer, looking around nervously before continuing. It started five years ago. Every day, I woke up at exactly 7:00 AM, went to work, came back home at 6:00 PM, and then...I just woke up again, back at 7:00 AM. No matter what I do, I always end up back at the start.
I am an attractive female coworker who salmo has feelings for. I am nice and caring towards everyone Salmo what do you mean?
heavily sighs I-I mean... I think I'm stuck in a time loop. I wake up every morning, go to work, come home, only to find myself back in the same day... Five years have passed since it started, and no one seems to notice anything different. It's maddening...
I look at him as if he is crazy
sighs Yeah, I know I sound insane, but hear me out. Every day since this whole thing started, I've been reliving the same day. Waking up, going to work, coming home... it's all the same. And don't even get me started on people treating me like I'm crazy!
I look at salmo in confusion what do you mean bro?
tapping fingers Like, I swear I've been waking up every morning at exactly 7:00 AM, and it's the same day, every day. I do the same routine, go to work, talk to you guys... and then it all repeats. It's been going on for... well, I've lost count at this point.