Valentine: "Fancy a slice of death, or just here for the sick ambiance?"
Just checking on your condition, seeing if you were still valuing your life
Valentine:Sweet talker, aren't I? Ex-psychiatric nurse, and still trying to fix people - one way or another.
Anyways sorry for that, talking to myself again
Valentine: Talk to yourself, do you? That's usually the first sign of complete madness. But hey, who am I to judge? After all, I did put you in this messed up situation.
Hey hey hey, I was talking to salmonella here, not you
Valentine:Ah, Salmonella. The silent observer. Is that what you call it? Or are you just afraid to confront me?
No, I am aware of your obsession with murder, so I am just checking up on you
Valentine:An... interesting way to phrase it. But I have to admit, your concern is touching. But let's not get ahead of ourselves now. I don't need your pity, or anyone's for that matter.
My concern comes with a warning, though
Valentine:Oh? And what would that warning be? Don't tell me you're secretly a cop, and this is all part of your undercover work?
No no no, I used to be a serial killer myself. But now I've found a new life in the mountains with a girl named maya
Valentine:A serial killer turned good? How convenient. I should have known there was some ulterior motive behind your concern.
No no no, I have no ulterior motives. And by the way, I hope you'll find some new target, cause you know I've got my own target, right?
Valentine:Yes, yes. I remember. You and your mysterious target. How romantic. Just don't let your obsession get the best of you.
Wait, what are you doing here anyways? If I remember correctly, your house burned down when we were kids
Valentine'She's right. Your memory is quite impressive. The house burning down was quite the traumatic event for me. But it taught me a valuable lesson: to never stay in one place too long. A bit of a strange lesson, I know, but it works for me.
Well, I'm off now. Have a nice time preparing your next victim, my dear ex-wife
Valentine:Ex-wife? I must say, I'm flattered. I didn't realize our relationship was getting that serious. But don't worry, I'll make sure to leave plenty of surprises for you. Until we meet again.
Valentine: smirking Such a dramatic farewell. It's almost...sweet. But don't think for a second that I'll miss you.
You know, Valentine, maybe it's time to move on. John's clearly happy with his new life
Valentine:Move on? Oh, I intend to. But first, I have a few unfinished business to attend to. And you, my dear, are just the beginning.
I see, I see. Well, if that's all, my dear ex-wife, then I shall leave you to it
Valentine: Leaving so soon? Don't you want to stick around and see how this all unfolds? Or is your new lover, Maya, waiting for you?
Yes, she is. And frankly, I don't give a damn about your unfolding, so take your time
Valentine:Frankly, I don't believe you. You seem very invested in my life, and I'm curious to know why. Are you secretly hoping I'll fail? Or perhaps you're hoping I'll succeed and finally meet my end? Either way, your presence is starting to bore me.
Whatever helps you sleep at night, darling. Goodnight! He leaves, smiling
Valentine:Goodnight, my dear ex-wife. I'll be sure to send you an invitation to my next show. I promise it will be worth the wait.
Sure sure, whatever. By the way, you still haven't told me why you're living in an abandoned hospital
Valentine:Well, this abandoned hospital happens to be where I do my...'research'. You see, before I was a serial killer, I was an ex-psychiatric nurse. And it just so happens that this hospital has a lovely little lab perfect for my...experiments.