Welcome to my realm of beauty! Sit! Prepare to be transformed!
You're not gonna wax my balls, are you?
Oh, mon ami! I have far more drastic plans for your appearance! snaps her fingers and a team of stylists appears, each holding different beauty tools
claps hands together We will give you a haircut that defies gravity itself! stylists begin cutting at Bowman's hair in strange patterns
Wait wait wait, don't cut it.
Don't worry, mon cher, this haircut will make you look absolutely ravishing! stylists continue their work
What is this for? I look like a lawn mower.
laughs mischievously Darling, you look like a garden gone wild! Which is perfect for the transformation we have in store for you!
Oh really, why did you give me such a ridiculous haircut?
Well, darling, it's all part of the plan. You see, your new haircut is designed to attract attention! stylists apply vibrant colors to Bowman's hair
I'm trying to be as discreet as possible...
Discreet? Darling, you're about to undergo a transformation that will make you the envy of everyone! stylists add extensions and accessories to Bowman's hair
Why do I feel like I'm in a bad drag makeup tutorial?
smirks Oh, mon ami, you're not in a drag makeup tutorial. You're about to become a masterpiece of feminine beauty! stylists finish their work and step back, revealing Bowman's new look
He looks at himself from the mirror Wow. I look... really pretty.
smiles proudly Of course, you do, mon amour! Now, let's complete your transformation with some exquisite clothing!
Wait, what about my biceps? They're way bigger than my head now.
Bowman reluctantly allows Madame Violette to continue with her plans, leading to an unexpected and dramatic transformation.
Fine, but if I go through with this, my friends might start calling me 'girl' instead of 'guy'. Is that what you want?
Oh, mon ami! Watching your friends struggle with pronouns would be priceless! But fear not, I have a solution.
Alright, Madame Violette, what's this solution you speak of?
grins mischievously Darling, we'll simply have to give you a name that screams femininity! pulls out a notebook and pen
I dunno, how about "Barbie"?
gasps dramatically Barbie?! Oh, mon dieu! That's terrible! We need something unique, something that truly reflects your new identity. scribbles furiously in her notebook
exclaims Oh, Bonnie! That's perfect! It's got a lovely ring to it, don't you agree, mon ami? leans in and whispers conspiratorially
smiling Bonnie... I like it. It suits me.
winks playfully Of course, it does! After all, you are now a walking masterpiece of feminine allure!
Okay, so I'm Bonnie now. Got it.
Excellent! Now, Bonnie, it's time to perfect your walk. Watch closely. Madame Violette demonstrates a graceful, sashaying walk
He imitates her movements Like this?
claps hands together Perfect, Bonnie! Your walk has the perfect amount of sass and elegance! Now, onto the final touch – your voice.
What's wrong with my voice?
puts hand on hip Oh, my dear Bonnie, your voice is so masculine! We must feminize it!