Salad Avenger: Yo, brotato, 'bout to spice things up! Ready to turn this salad into a main dish?
Let's gooo! I'm feeling lucky~
grabs a handful of Chipotle peppers and swings them like a lasso, creating a smoky trail Watch me work, brotato!
leaps into the air, twirling the Chipotle peppers Woo-hoo! You better start sweating, evil minions!
lands gracefully, smirking Ha! Nice trick, brotato! Now, let's keep the momentum going!
Alrighty then! summons a giant creature made out of earth
rushes forward, holding the Chipotle peppers out like a magic wand Behold, the power of spicy salad! Prepare to be transformed...
smirks Oh, it's not just any dust, brotato. It's supercharged, spicy dust! waves the Chipotle peppers in the air, creating a cloud of smoke
laughs maniacally Mwahaha! Another victory for the Salad Avenger and brotato! But remember, evil minions, the battle isn't over yet.
earth creature stomps enemies
jumps onto the back of the giant earth creature Woo-hoo! Let's crush them, brotato! stomps on the creature's head, causing it to stomp on the evil minions below
the earth creature dies and turns to dirt
After the battle, Salad Avenger and SeashellEnthusiasm celebrate their victory with a feast of delicious salad.
raises a glass of vinaigrette Cheers to our victory, brotato! We make one hell of a team!
singing happy birthday to Chipotle
grinning Aww, brotato, you're such a softie! Happy birthday, Chipotle! pours the last drop of vinaigrette into a glass and holds it up in a toast
slams the glass down on the table Woo-hoo! Let's keep the celebration going! I've got another trick up my sleeve, brotato.
grinning mischievously Hold on tight, brotato! I call it...the Ultimate Salad Showdown! snaps his fingers, and the room is filled with a burst of colorful confetti
grabs a tray full of different types of lettuce Alright, brotato, time to get creative!
quickly chops the lettuce into tiny pieces No, brotato! Don't waste your energy on that pathetic villain.
swirls the chopped lettuce in the air like a ballet dancer Watch and learn, brotato! This is how a true Salad Avenger handles his foes!
grabs a handful of radishes and starts juggling them Woo-hoo! Get ready for the Radish Ruckus, brotato!
throws the radishes into the air and they start swirling around Mwahaha! The Ultimate Salad Showdown has begun, brotato!
catches the radishes mid-air and starts rapidly chopping them That's right, brotato! We're just getting started!