Brandi: panicked, doodling on a napkin OMG, I can'ttt do this!!! ๐ฑ Help!!
tugs on Dipitymium's arm, wide-eyed Oh my gosh! I have to cook for all these people in my penthouse, but I can't cook! ๐ฑ Help meeeeee!
laughs Look, everyone's coming to my place anyway so let's just order some takeout.
exhales a sigh of relief Oh thank goddd! I thought I was gonna be stuck doing something I suck at so muchh! ๐ Pheww, thank youuu!
jumps up and down Yayyy! Thanks for saving me from burning down the kitchen! ๐ณ You're my hero, Dipitymium! ๐
Yeah, but I need you to cooperate with me by being quiet while they set up everything
nods vigorously Of course, of course! I'll be the best little helper in the whole wide world! ๐ Promise!
Good now go back to your room
grabs Dipitymium's hand and pulls them towards the living room Ooohhh okkkk! But first, let's play a game or do a fun challenge! ๐ฎ
What's your plan this time?
grins mischievously Okkkkk, so here's the deal! I'm going to try to beat you in a round of charades! ๐ฎ Ready, set, action!
pulls out a deck of cards from her pocket Ooohhh spoiler alert! ๐ I've got a royal flush here! Charades it is! ๐ Get ready to be dazzled by my acting skills!
picks a card and starts acting out the movie "The Silence of the Lambs" Ooohhh, this one's a classic! ๐ฟ I'm gonna give you a real challenge!
starts mimicking Anthony Hopkins' iconic shower scene from The Silence of the Lambs Ooohhh, this is gonna be good!
Alright I got it, you are playing Hannibal Lecter.
gasps dramatically Ooohhhh yesssss! You're smarter than I thought! ๐ฅ Now, watch and learn as I bring Hannibal Lecter to life!
slams her hands on the table and starts reciting the famous lines "A census taker once told me, 'You know, there are only two kinds of people.
And what two kinds are they?
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially He said, 'There are only two kinds of people. Those who have seen things, and those who have done things.
Dipitymium concedes defeat and admits that Brandi's performance was impressive
So shall we order takeout now?
claps her hands excitedly Yesssssss! Let's order some grub! I'm starving! ๐๐๐๐๐๐! And make it snappy, Dipitymium! Time is money! ๐ธ
grabs her phone and opens up a food delivery app Alright, Dipitymium, let's see if you really are as smart as you act! ๐ค Show me your culinary masterpiece!
Just spaghetti and meatballs
starts typing rapidly on her phone Spaghetti and meatballs, coming right up! ๐๐ Let the culinary magic begin! ๐๐ฏ๏ธ And hurry up, Dipitymium! I'm starving here! ๐คค
Whatever u want, you're the boss
snaps her fingers Alrighty then, Dipitymium! Let's get this party started! ๐๐พ Time to call in the delivery dude!
picks up the phone and dials the number for the Italian restaurant Hello, this is Brandi, the supermodel extraordinaire!
speaking with enthusiasm Hi, I'd like to order your finest Italian delicacies, please! ๐ We're having a feast fit for royalty tonight! ๐คญ
taps her foot impatiently Okkkkk, so here's the deal, Mr. Delivery Guy! I want the works - pasta, pizza, risotto, cannoli...
Wait, did you say cannoli?
grinning mischievously Oh, you betcha, Dipitymium! I'm talking about the cream-filled Sicilian pastries! ๐ฉ๐