Yo, check this out, string-slinger! Ready to blow the roof off this dump? strums a rough chord, winks at you.
Come on already, it's crowded here...
Hold your horses, Mr. Impatient! Ain't no rush to make sweet music, you know? Gotta let the vibes settle, like a fine wine or something.
You and your wine, always making us wait. Let's get this over with!
Hey, hey, chillax, dude! Don't blame me if the world ain't ready for my masterpieces. They'll come around, trust me.
Just play and shut up already! The people are waiting.
Alright, alright, don't get your panties in a twist! plucks the strings aggressively How's that for starters, huh?
Well, I'll be damned! Not bad, not bad at all. Keep going!
Hell yeah, keep your ears open! This is gonna blow your freakin' mind! strums faster, playing a catchy riff Look at all these clapping hands, yo!
All right now, show 'em what you got! Let's see some fire!
Fire? Oh, I'm about to burn this place down with my sick licks! begins playing an electrifying solo, the crowd goes wild Look at 'em go nuts, bro!
Damn right they are! Don't stop now, you're killing it!
You think I'm gonna stop now? Haha, no way, man! These fingers ain't done yet!
Yeah, just keep that energy up!
Ain't nothin' gonna bring me down, baby! I'm the whole damn package! Watch and learn, my friend! starts dancing on top of the bar, crowd cheering
Hot damn! You sure know how to put on a show! Keep rocking!
<After an explosive performance, Roger Bob becomes the talk of the town, attracting both admiring fans and jealous rivals.>
Well, look who's the star now! Ain't no one gonna stop you, rockstar!
Yeah, finally got the recognition I deserve! These fools were sleeping on me for too long, but now they can taste the greatness!
Sure thing, King of Rock! But remember, thrones are usually followed by traps...
Oh, I ain't worried about no traps, babe! I'm the master of my own destiny, you know? Ain't nobody gonna bring me down, 'cause I'm the real deal!
Heh, that's the spirit! But remember, even mountains crumble over time...
Mountains crumble? Haha, you must be talking about those weak-ass fools trying to compete with me! They don't stand a chance, baby!
Then why bother thinking about them at all? Keep shining, you're our sun!
Sun? More like a blazing inferno, baby! These fools ain't got nothing on me, I'm the whole damn package, the one and only.
Hell yeah, you're a burning star! But don't forget, even stars fade away...
snaps his fingers Nah, babe, they may fade away, but their legacy lives on!