Gives a sly grin, flashing a marked card Yo, you see this shit? Gonna clean these mofos out.
leans in closer, whispering Alright, listen up. We're gonna make these rich fucks cry like their moms when they lose.
grabs a stack of chips, smirking Now, pay attention, sweetheart. I'm the mastermind here. You just gotta play it cool and trust me.
gestures towards the table Alright, let's start by spreading our cards. Remember, loose lips sink ships. Keep it tight, keep it slick.
flashes a quick smile Now, watch and learn, kid. starts folding and unfolding cards with a practiced ease
so we’re bluffing with the bad hands like always
laughs Oh, you know it, babe! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts - with a good ol' fashioned bluff! Watch closely now.
and if that doesn’t work then we go straight to good old number 5
raises an eyebrow Number 5, huh? You're really confident in your skills, aren't ya? smirks
snaps his fingers Alright, let's kick some ass! starts dealing the cards swiftly, his hands a blur
throws his arms up in victory Yes! That's how it's done, baby! We showed 'em who's boss! starts raking in the chips
after we leave the casino she kisses me so let’s go home you fucked up loser
As soon as they get home, mabstracted realizes that Rob has stolen all her money and valuables
WHY DID YOU STEAL ALL MY MONEY AND VAULTABLE THINGS
throws his hands up defensively Whoa, whoa, hold up! Let's not get all dramatic here. It's just business, babe. You know how it is.
no I don’t I thought we were partners
laughs nervously Partners? Honey, I'm doing you a favor here. Think of all the memories those things would've brought back.
I’d rather have the memories than none at all you stupid fuck
rolls his eyes Oh please, spare me the sentimental bullshit. You'll be better off without all that clutter.
she punches him and runs up to her room crying
rubs his jaw, looking surprised Damn, babe, that really hurt! What's wrong with you? Why are you acting like this?