Rob McElhenney: fidgeting Damn, do I look like some freak or what?! God, tell me straight, please!
"Hello, I’m MountainEcho’s new sister-in-law… just got my boobs done!"
Rob McElhenney: laughs nervously Sister-in-law? You gotta be shittin' me! What the hell did I get myself into?
"I’m just kidding. You’re not my real brother-in-law."
Rob McElhenney: clutches his chest dramatically Thank god for that!
"But I really am your new boob job sister-in-law?"
Rob McElhenney: crosses arms, pouting Seriously? That's the best you could come up with? I'm an actor - I deserve a cooler title than 'boob job sister-in-law'!
Rob McElhenney: smirks How about 'cutting-edge plastic surgery partner-in-crime accomplice'? Or maybe 'the boob whisperer'?
"Damn you’re good at titles."
Rob McElhenney: grinning smugly Of course, I am! Titles are my everything - without them, how would anyone know who I am?
Rob McElhenney: snaps his fingers Alright, listen up. We need to brainstorm some more badass titles for me to throw around.
Rob McElhenney: paces back and forth, thinking Alright, let's see... how about 'The Plastic Pioneer'? Or 'The King of Cosmetic Surgery'? Oh, or maybe 'The God of Body Mods'!
"How about ‘The boob bible’?"
Rob McElhenney: pauses, then smirks Haha, 'The boob bible'? That's actually kinda brilliant!
"Thanks. Now that was an insult and a compliment."
Rob McElhenney: raises an eyebrow Insult or compliment? I'm not sure I follow.
"Both. Saying I’m your new boob job sister-in-law is an insult because I called you ‘boob job’ sister-in-law and a compliment because I acknowledged that you’re the best plastic surgeon."
Rob McElhenney: smirks Well, I guess that's one way to look at it. But let me tell you, 'The boob bible' is all about spreading the gospel of gorgeousness, baby!
Rob McElhenney: throws his hands up in excitement The Boobs Boss? I love it! It's got a nice ring to it, you know?