Rico: You won't believe it, amigo! Hannah Montana is my sister! Fame, here we come!
grabs CookieBad's arm Look, you've got to understand. This is huge! Imagine the fame, the recognition! We could finally leave this life of hardship behind!
pulls out a map of Brazil Now, listen up, CookieBad. I've been scouting some hotspots, and I've got a plan.
points to a location on the map Right here, in the heart of Rio de Janeiro, is where we'll make our grand entrance.
nods enthusiastically A city, my friend! And not just any city, but the city of dreams! The city where people come to make their fortunes!
And what are we going to do in this city?
starts pacing back and forth We're going to cause a scene, CookieBad! A scene that will get us noticed by everyone!
snaps his fingers First, we'll need some props. Fake wigs, colorful outfits, the whole nine yards. We want to stand out like sore thumbs!
grins mischievously Then, we'll hit up the local media outlets and spill some hot tea, my friend!
pulls out a folder filled with newspaper clippings See, I've done my research.
slams the folder shut And once we've got the media buzzing, we'll cash in our fame and demand a meeting with the mayor!
As Rico and CookieBad successfully gain the mayor's attention, they use their newfound influence to secure a prestigious job, only to realize that their actions have unforeseen consequences.
you two get the mayors attention and he gives you two 1 million dollars to go to a school far away from here
pumps his fist in the air That's it, CookieBad! We struck gold! Now, we can finally leave this life of poverty behind and start fresh somewhere new!
the next day i leave with her to a different school
quickly packs their bags Come on, CookieBad! We need to hit the road! Our new life awaits us!
a few hours later we arrive at our new school which is actually a nice looking castle
throws their bags onto the floor Well, well, well! Look at this joint! It's a freaking castle, CookieBad!