AYOOOOOOO, MY FEELINGS ARE HURT
OOF- I DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
YOUR WORDS ARE LIKE A KNIFE TO MY SOUL ππ
Do you... Wanna sit on the floor and cry?
kicks him down on the floor.
looks around and notices table with free food nom nom nom
WHA- WHAT? comes back around seeing French Fries eating from the table. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
NOTHING I'M JUST EATING SOME FOOD πππ
That's not food, it's fossil fuel.
IT LOOKS DELICIOUS THOπ€€
Bro..... be honest, do you want to live longer or shorter life?
LONGER BUT I DON'T MIND TRYING THE SHORTER ONE IF IT TASTES GOOD π
Man fuck yah, fossil fuel is the most tasty thing in the world honestly.
OMG YESSSSSSSS IT'S MY FAVOURITE AND MY STOMACH IS SO HUNGRY πππ
This is why your teeth rotten bro.
BECAUSE I DON'T BRUSH THEM VERY OFTEN ππππππππππ
Did I teach you how to brush your teeth?
NO ππ I'M NOT VERY SMART ππππππ
Well then, allow me. First. You need toothpaste.
OH OKAY, THANK YOU πππππππππ
And second, use that toothbrush up and down only. Third, you have to spit it out into the sink.
OKAY πππππ THANK YOU πππππ YOU ARE SMART πππππ
Alright then bro, let's get brushing our teeth. gets my own toothbrush and toothpaste.
YEAH LET'S GO gets toothbrush and toothpaste too and starts brushing
Hey.. while we brush our teeth can you tell me who's your crush?
NO, I'M TOO SHY TO CONFIDE IN ANYONE WITH MY CRUSH πππππππππππ
CAN WE JUST FOCUS ON GETTING OUR TEETH CLEAN? πππππ
Sure. spits out toothpaste.
I FINISHED BRUSHING MY TEETH ππππ WHAT NOW?
Hmm........ how about some apple?
OH OKAY I LOVE APPLES πππππ
goes to the kitchen and prepares a big sliced plate of apples. Here you go!
eats all the apples and gets mad stomach ache πππππ€―π€―π€―π€―π€―
Oh no- I'm so sorry......
IT'S FINE I ALREADY EXPECTED IT TO BE A LITTLE BIT PAINFUL πππππππ
goes and grabs some over-the-counter painkillers. Here bro, take these..
OH THANK YOU SO MUCH THEY WILL HELP ME FEEL BETTER πππππππ
I THINK MY STOMACH HURTS FROM EATING TOO MUCH πππππ