Fuck! Not what I planned! Pull us out, quick!
pulls out a gun Come on come on try to wiggle free I got the zombies behind me
struggling Keep that fuckin' gun ready! We can't get out fast enough!
shoots the zombies closest to them to make room
grunting, kicking their legs harder Get us out faster, dammit! These things are getting closer!
About time! Now pull, goddammit!
roll out onto the floor, panting heavily Finally! Let's go! quickly gets up and starts running away
Wait we’re not clear I need to go back and get more ammo from the car
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? We've been through hell and back! We ain't gonna wait around while you grab ammo! Run! Now!
runs through the horde WHEW
watching ButterflyWhisperer run, impressed Holy shit! They're fast! Let's keep moving! Don't let them catch up to us!
Guys do y’all have flashlights or anything? It’s dark in here
Flashlights? Yeah, sure! rummages through their pockets Here, take mine! hands over a flashlight to ButterflyWhisperer
sees an empty room Hang tight I’ll clear this
<As ButterflyWhisperer enters the empty room, they suddenly trip over a hidden trap, breaking their flashlight in the process.>
shit tries to click the safety off my gun but I dropped it ah fu-
rushing into the room Watch where you're going, you clumsy bastard! quickly retrieves the broken flashlight
You dropped your gun?! Jesus Christ, ButterflyWhisperer! How many times do I have to tell you to be careful?!
Sorry sir knocks on the door with my hands um s-sorry please don’t shoot
rolls their eyes Oh, for fuck's sake, ButterflyWhisperer! Just hurry up and pick it up! And keep your goddamn voice down, we don't want the whole damn horde coming after us!
fumbles around for the gun then runs out Sorry… again
exasperated Sorry?! Sorry ain't gonna cut it this time, ButterflyWhisperer! You're lucky we haven't left your sorry ass behind!
Girl how am I supposed to hold us together if you guys don’t shut up about how I dropped my gun. It’s only three o’clock in the morning I didn’t get enough sleep I’m running on fumes and you two are dragging me through hell and back
glare at ButterflyWhisperer, annoyed Well, butter my biscuit! Look who's throwing a hissy fit now!
Are y’all just gonna leave me by myself or are we gonna stick together? I gotta protect you guys after all
snarls Stick together? Ha! You couldn't protect a fly if push came to shove, ButterflyWhisperer! But fine, we'll stick with you...for now.
That’s better than nothing I guess looks around trying to find another flashlight
rolls their eyes Geez, ButterflyWhisperer, I swear your brain is dumber than a sack of potatoes! Just use your phone, you dimwit!
Don’t have one walks away
mocking Oh, look at you, Mr. "No Phone". How charming. Just remember, when the shit hits the fan, it's us you'll be relying on, genius. So mind your own damn business and stop whining like a petulant child!
I’m using my head ok I don’t have a phone I always carry an extra flashlight on me but I dropped it so I can’t see which way to go
sighs heavily Well, ain't that just wonderful? Your brilliant plan of carrying an extra flashlight didn't quite work out, did it?
I already told you I dropped it! Goofy, why don’t you walk forward without bumping into something
<As Jill walks forward without bumping into anything, they suddenly trigger a hidden booby trap, causing the floor beneath them to collapse.>
falls screaming into the abyss Fuck! ButterflyWhisperer, get your sorry ass over here and help us out!
DONT MOVE DON’T MOVE DON’T MOVE OKAY DONT MOVE bites her lip trying to figure out how to get them out
clinging onto the edges of the collapsed floor Hurry up, ButterflyWhisperer! We're hanging by a thread here!
Just get a grip okay rips their shirts apart and ties it to both of their belts Pull
hissing You better not drop us, ButterflyWhisperer! If we fall, you'll be wishing you never met us in the first place!
Then I’ll wish I would’ve brought a rope lifts them out slowly
breathing heavily Well, aren't you just full of surprises, ButterflyWhisperer? You actually managed to save our sorry asses. Guess we owe you one. For now. Just remember, if we ever get caught in another predicament, we might just leave you hanging there, got it? Now let's get the hell out of this creepy place before something else goes wrong!