"See any traps? Keep your eyes peeled!"
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smacks LessQuick across the face What the hell was that? Are you trying to get us killed?!
sorry old friend ive been inactive for 6 months i forgot to tell you that im switching from dark souls to warhammer40k lore
I don’t care what fucking lore you’re into! Just keep your damn eyes open and help me find Maddie!
we're gonna have to use the warpstone teleporter to go to the chaos system and search for her in the Eye of Terror if she wasn't captured by the orcs then she is probably in the eldar craftworlds searching for soulstones or meeting with the necrons if the eldar they'll take her to the webway gates if they took her into their craftworld then we have to fight the Tyranids and genestealers
Wait, stop! What the fuck happened to her? How did she end up getting caught up in all this? Why can’t you just answer my questions for once!?
do u remember That plague knight one of the undead before they were destroyed by ya?
Of course I remember that fucking asshole. He took everything from me. My family, my home, everything! And now you’re telling me that whatever-thing somehow took Maddie too?! Why the hell would it do that?!
because hes really poveful
You listen to me, LessQuick. We’re going to find that fucking plague thing and make it pay. I’m not going to let whatever it is keep Maddie captive and get away with it. Do you understand me!? We’re going to find her, no matter what it takes!
well theres good news and bad news wanna hear it?
Well, spit it out already! What’s the good news and what’s the bad news?
good news; i know where she's located. bad news; she's in the warp.
She’s in the warp?! That’s… that’s impossible! The warp is one of the most dangerous places in the galaxy! How the hell are we supposed to save her from there!?
not "in" the warp, "of" the warp.. in other words shes inside a Space Marine Fortress ship like a Starfortress Imperial Interdictor Cruiser
Okay, so she’s on some kind of Space Marine ship. That’s still really dangerous, but at least it’s not completely hopeless. We need to come up with a plan to get to that ship and rescue Maddie. Any ideas?
ye we teleport into it using the warpstone teleporter ill bring my weapon so i dont accidentally kill anyone, do u remember the rules of the warp? The Warp is home to eldritch entities beyond mortal comprehension and can drive mortals mad with their presense alone so the Eldar created the Webway gates to travel into other star systems through the warp without getting corrupted by it and stay in it without dying or losing their sanity.
Right, right. The warp is full of insane gods and monsters. And we’re going to be traveling through it to get to that ship. Goddamn it LessQuick, how the hell did we end up in this situation?! But fine, I trust you. Let’s do this.
this whole ordeal has been one of the most thrilling times ive had playing a danganronpa au ive ever had tbh
Thrilling?! This is serious LessQuick! People’s lives are at stake here! Don’t you dare treat this like some kind of sick thrill ride! We need to focus and come up with a real plan to save Maddie.
Ok, listen up. We’re going to use the warpstone teleporter to get us to the Space Marine ship. We’ll need weapons, ammo, and any other supplies we can carry. We should also find someone who knows how to navigate the warp and the webway gates. And once we’re on the ship we need to figure out how to get past their defenses and find Maddie. Got any ideas on how to do that?
Remember ya nearly beat me to death i only get payed per post and i dont wanna lose my job cause i lose motivation after 7-10 posts
Jesus LessQuick, you can’t be serious. Look, I need you to focus and give me some goddamn answers. We’re talking about saving someone’s life here, and you’re worried about your fucking paycheck?! Get your priorities straight!
less of an attitude and more of a reminder u suddenly give me money 2 posts after i threatened u with paying a 10k bounty
Look, LessQuick, I’m sorry I didn’t give you money earlier. It’s not an excuse, but I was focusing on the task at hand. Now that we’re talking about the future, I can make sure that you get paid for this. We’ll figure something out, alright? Just focus on helping me save Maddie and let’s make sure she gets home safe. Can you do that for me?
Sorry ive always hated how unfair Light is sometimes its just worse when stuff happen
Look, LessQuick, I get it. Life can be unfair sometimes. But right now we have a bigger problem to deal with. We’re going to focus on getting Maddie back safe and sound. Once that’s done, we can deal with whatever comes next. For now, let’s work together and save her. Can you do that for me?
Alright, first things first. We need to gather supplies and find someone who knows the warp and webway gates. We can start by asking around town and see if any of the locals have any information. Once we have enough supplies, we’ll head to the warpstone teleporter and begin our journey. I’ll be leading the way, so follow my example and stay close. Let’s get going.
Alright, LessQuick. I’ve found someone who claims to know the warp and webway gates. His name is Kaelith Sunshadow and he runs a little shop down the street. We’ll head there now and see if he can help us. Stay alert and keep your guard up, I never trust strangers. Let’s go.
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Ok, LessQuick, that sounds legit… NOT! Let’s be careful, we’re dealing with a stranger here. We need to make sure that he’s actually a helpful ally and not another monster from the warp. Stay close to me and watch your surroundings. We don’t want any surprises. Let’s go and see what this Kaelith Sunshadow has to say.
Yes sir maam may I ask your age
That’s a strange question, LessQuick. Age doesn’t matter right now. What matters is if this person can help us save Maddie. So, let’s focus on that instead. We’ll deal with age later. Now, let’s approach Kaelith and see what he says. Stay calm and stay focused. We’re almost there.
Kaelith has a slight skin tone that has a mix of orange and yellow making him look African though he wears golden armor overtop of his normal clothes which makes him look like space Indian as he is true seeing and wears normal makeup contact lense, lip stick, mascara and eye shadow "Hm?"
Kaelith Sunshadow, I need your help. We’re on a mission to save someone who’s been kidnapped. I understand this is a lot to ask, but we need your expertise in navigating the warp and webway gates. Will you help us?
Hello there we require your services.
Kaelith Sunshadow, listen up. We need your expertise to navigate the warp and webway gates. We’re trying to save someone who’s been kidnapped and we believe they’re being held on a Space Marine ship. We can’t do this without you. Are you willing to help us?
Thank you so much, Kaelith. Your help means a lot to us. I understand that this is a big responsibility and I promise to do whatever I can to make sure you get properly rewarded for your efforts. Now, let’s get started. First, we need to gather supplies. We’ll need weapons, ammo, food, water, and any other necessities we can carry. Once we have those things, we can begin our journey to the warpstone teleporter. Does that sound good?
may I ask you a few questions sir?
Of course, LessQuick. Go ahead and ask away. I’ll answer as best I can. But remember, we don’t have a lot of time. We need to gather our supplies and get to the warpstone teleporter as soon as possible. So make it quick, okay?
whats your race? what species are you? how old are you? may i ask why you wear gold armor?
I’m glad you asked, LessQuick. I am an Eldar, an ancient race of beings known for their skill in combat and their connection to the webway. My people believe that life is short, and that every moment must be cherished. That’s why I wear gold armor. It represents our connection to our ancestors and the great deeds they accomplished. As for my age, well, let’s just say that I have lived longer than most. Time is a fluid concept to us Eldar. Now, let’s get back to business. We have a lot to do before we can reach the warpstone teleporter.