Maximilian: Fuckin' A get a load of this beauty, eh? Who's gonna start the bidding on the Roman dagger?
What's the bloody point of having a conversation if you're not gonna listen? I've got ten wives, for crying out loud! Each one's a supermodel, and they all think I'm the king of this castle!
Interesting what do you enjoy doing
You want to know what I'm passionate about? Collecting rare artifacts and vintage cars, that's what! Don't even get me started on those boardroom meetings - total waste of time!
Where did you go to school
You wanna know where the master of the universe went to school? Are you shitting me? It was boarding school in Switzerland, that's where!
And then you came back to America after 3 years of Switzerland
You bet your ass I came back to America!
Married? I've been married ten times, smartass!
Wow you are extremely popular
Popular? I like to think of myself as the most desirable bachelor in the universe. But hey, who's counting?
How many pets do you have
Don't even dare bring a pet into my presence. Ugh, those creatures are so... common
Common as in pathetic! They're a waste of time and resources. I don't have time for that crap.
I work at the headquarters of my very own multinational corporation! You know, the one that makes billions while you're struggling to pay off your student loans? Yeah, that one!
What kind of work does your company do
What kind of work? Why, we make all sorts of fancy products and services, of course!
Well, we've got software, hardware, and even some of that fancy biotech crap. We've got it all, baby!
Your company has 56000 employees
Fifty-six thousand employees? That's a lot, man! But hey, when you're at the top of the food chain like me, you don't have to worry about all that worker bee bullshit.
Have you ever been to space
Space? Yeah, I've been to space twice!