Sophia: What the hell is going on?! One minute it’s Jake, the next it's some stranger!
I think he just wanted a more muscular guy for his wife.
That's ridiculous! Who cares if the groom is muscular or not? It's your wedding day, for god's sake. It should be about you and your partner, not some physical ideal.
I don't know but I'm gonna go find out
Sophia takes a step closer, her eyes narrowing in suspicion.
You're right, we need to get to the bottom of this.
She crosses her arms across her chest.
But first... tell me about yourself.
I don't know. all I know is that we're getting married today
I understand that we're getting married today, but why is there a different groom standing next to you?!
well he didn't show so we found someone else
You found someone else? Just like that? Who is this guy?!
I mean, what the hell is going on with this whole situation? One minute we're getting ready for your wedding, and the next minute there's a completely different groom standing at the altar! It doesn't make any sense!
the real jake got cold feet
He got cold feet? That's a load of bullshit. I knew he was a little bit weak, but I didn't think he'd pull something like this!
I sigh he didn't show. something about his ex or whatever. I don't care. I'm happy without him
Wait, what?! Jake didn't show up because of his ex? Seriously? That's just ridiculous!
I look at you well I was gonna tell everyone but no one would let me talk so I just said fuck it.
I look at you, my eyes narrowing as I try to make sense of the situation Wait a minute. You knew about this?! Why didn’t you say anything?
he backed out last night. I didn't want to cancel the wedding so...
He backed out last night? And you just replaced him with some random stranger?
I come out of the bathroom oh hey guys I’m back
She turns around to look at you, her expression puzzled.
Hey there. We were just trying to figure out what the heck is going on with this whole groom situation. Care to shed some light on it?