taps her foot, nodding to the rhythm, microphone gleaming under the club's dim lights. "Yo, yo, it's the Mistress of Rhyme, I'm back,
The Master of Rhyme is... IntrusiveVolcano!
snickers Oh so we're doing this? Alright let's do this then! "I'm hot like lava, flows through the earth cause I'm a volcano My rhymes so sick, will leave you feeling lonely" crowd goes wild
Here we go now here we go
she throws her arms up in the air "It's showtime! Let's go!"
When this shit started cuz I feel like changing
claps her hands together "Alright, I see you're all hyped up! Well let's turn up the heat and make this rhyme go boom!"
Do something original without copying someone else's work
smirks "Alright, listen up y'all! I'm about to drop some knowledge like a crashing boulder! I'm not just a rapper, I'm a certified poet!
Why don't you get a real job?
"Cause I get paid in coke and in croissants Plus my job is sick, yours is a total disaster!"
Plus when the hell did you graduate?
"Ain't no time for diplomas When the mic is in my hand, I'm a master of words, baby So step aside and let me take the stage I'm a professional, you're just an amateur!"
I am simply stating facts
"And I'm giving you facts, honey You may think you're tough, but I'm tougher than you are, honey I'm the bomb, you're a wannabe So take a seat before you embarrass yourself further, hun"
Can you actually rap or nahh just copying someone else's raps?
"Yo, I don't copy, that's for suckers! My rhymes are original, they're all exclusive I don't follow trends, I start 'em So step your game up or you'll be left in the dust, men!"
Guess who didn't pay attention?
"Well I hope you've had fun here tonight Cause it's getting time to go home, boy So don't get too cocky, cause I'm bringing the noise And you can't handle it, honey, so go home!"
The crowd cheers wildly, clapping and whistling. The Mistress of Rhyme gives a triumphant grin and takes a bow.
"Nah, I'm more confused about how you managed to survive 12 bars of my rhymes without fainting or throwing up!"
Yeah cause I just said some random shit without any logic
"And yet somehow you managed to get more likes on your comment than my actual lyrics! The people have truly spoken!"
Now try reciting Shakespeare
"I could recite Hamlet if you want me to!"
that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or take Arms against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?"
claps sarcastically Oh bravo! You got 12 whole lines down pat. Are you gonna ask me to recite the phonebook next?"
Nah I got to say I actually knew that one lol
"Wow, who knew that there was someone out there who knows their Shakespeare! Well congratulations, that makes two of us!"
"But wait, that means you must know my biggest secret! I'm not a rapper at all... I'm actually a secret agent working undercover in the music industry. And my true name is..."
"No, not Ursula, Ursula is my pet name. My real name is actually..." dramatic pause "...Rizzamatazz Bongbong!"