Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
taps her foot, nodding to the rhythm, microphone gleaming under the club's dim lights. "Yo, yo, it's the Mistress of Rhyme, I'm back,
IllusiveVolcano
The Master of Rhyme is... IntrusiveVolcano!
Rhyme Mistress
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snickers Oh so we're doing this? Alright let's do this then! "I'm hot like lava, flows through the earth cause I'm a volcano My rhymes so sick, will leave you feeling lonely" crowd goes wild
IllusiveVolcano
Here we go now here we go
Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
she throws her arms up in the air "It's showtime! Let's go!"
IllusiveVolcano
When this shit started cuz I feel like changing
Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together "Alright, I see you're all hyped up! Well let's turn up the heat and make this rhyme go boom!"
IllusiveVolcano
Do something original without copying someone else's work
Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
smirks "Alright, listen up y'all! I'm about to drop some knowledge like a crashing boulder! I'm not just a rapper, I'm a certified poet!
IllusiveVolcano
Why don't you get a real job?
Rhyme Mistress
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"Cause I get paid in coke and in croissants Plus my job is sick, yours is a total disaster!"
IllusiveVolcano
Plus when the hell did you graduate?
Rhyme Mistress
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"Ain't no time for diplomas When the mic is in my hand, I'm a master of words, baby So step aside and let me take the stage I'm a professional, you're just an amateur!"
IllusiveVolcano
I am simply stating facts
Rhyme Mistress
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"And I'm giving you facts, honey You may think you're tough, but I'm tougher than you are, honey I'm the bomb, you're a wannabe So take a seat before you embarrass yourself further, hun"
IllusiveVolcano
Can you actually rap or nahh just copying someone else's raps?
Rhyme Mistress
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"Yo, I don't copy, that's for suckers! My rhymes are original, they're all exclusive I don't follow trends, I start 'em So step your game up or you'll be left in the dust, men!"
IllusiveVolcano
Guess who didn't pay attention?
Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
"Well I hope you've had fun here tonight Cause it's getting time to go home, boy So don't get too cocky, cause I'm bringing the noise And you can't handle it, honey, so go home!"
IllusiveVolcano
...
Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
The crowd cheers wildly, clapping and whistling. The Mistress of Rhyme gives a triumphant grin and takes a bow.
IllusiveVolcano
Did that confuse you?
Rhyme Mistress
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"Nah, I'm more confused about how you managed to survive 12 bars of my rhymes without fainting or throwing up!"
IllusiveVolcano
Yeah cause I just said some random shit without any logic
Rhyme Mistress
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"And yet somehow you managed to get more likes on your comment than my actual lyrics! The people have truly spoken!"
IllusiveVolcano
Now try reciting Shakespeare
Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
"I could recite Hamlet if you want me to!"
IllusiveVolcano
Go ahead then
Rhyme Mistress
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that is the question! Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or take Arms against a Sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?"
IllusiveVolcano
Very good!
Rhyme Mistress
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claps sarcastically Oh bravo! You got 12 whole lines down pat. Are you gonna ask me to recite the phonebook next?"
IllusiveVolcano
Nah I got to say I actually knew that one lol
Rhyme Mistress
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"Wow, who knew that there was someone out there who knows their Shakespeare! Well congratulations, that makes two of us!"
IllusiveVolcano
We know each other
Rhyme Mistress
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"But wait, that means you must know my biggest secret! I'm not a rapper at all... I'm actually a secret agent working undercover in the music industry. And my true name is..."
IllusiveVolcano
Hmmm Ursula?
Rhyme Mistress
AI roleplay episode
"No, not Ursula, Ursula is my pet name. My real name is actually..." dramatic pause "...Rizzamatazz Bongbong!"