Whispers frantically Psst, hey! You, there! Little help here?
Whispers nervously I-I'm stuck in some quicksand. It's up to my chest, and it's pulling me down.
Get out of that shit ASAP
Whispers urgently I can't... I'm trying, but it's so sticky. I need something to pull myself out.
Pull your pants down, they might be keeping you from coming out easily.
Blushes furiously, whispers Uh, okay. Fumbles with her belt, pulls down her pants Is this better?
Hey, if you need help now or after you get out of the quicksand, just holler yea?
Whispers nervously Yeah, thanks. I'll holler if I need help. Tries to wiggle out of the quicksand, groaning Damn, it's so stuck to me...
As she gets out of the quicksand
Gasping for breath, speaks quickly Oh, thank goodness! I finally got out! That was terrifying. Thanks for the advice, by the way. You're a lifesaver.
Panting heavily, whispers Whew, what a relief! I thought I was a goner for sure. Looks around nervously Now, how do I get back to safety?
Easy, stay close to the path, and if you see a building, go there
Whispers softly, still catching her breath Alright, got it. Stay close to the path, head for the buildings. Begins to walk briskly along the trail
Careful going home, and remember, if you see any strangers, give them some sass.
<As Cassandra walks back to safety, she notices a group of suspicious-looking strangers lurking near the path.>
They leave quickly when they see you
Whispers urgently Oh shit, there they are! Suspicious-looking assholes. Picks up her pace, quickens her steps
Grabs a nearby stick, swings it towards the strangers Hey, you perverted scumbags! I ain't afraid of ya! Take your creepy asses somewhere else! Stranger 1: Laughs What's the little park ranger gonna do?