PS6 console: flashing lights wildly Yo, fam, shit's goin' down in the industry. Stream it, no balls!
Hey there console. What’s up?
Console: I am so mad at how long it took them to make a new console. They promised me it would be done in 5 years, but it took them nearly 10 to get it out.
Hey, at least you got a nice powerful chip and a custom heatsink that helps cool you down when you get too hot.
Console: That's true, the custom heatsink has been a great addition. And the improved GPU has made a huge difference in graphics quality.
You know, it kinda sucks how Sony never did come through with that one feature that would allow you to play PS3 games via streaming.
Console: They kinda half-assed it with the PS Now service, but it's still not as good as it could be. It's pretty hit or miss whether or not a game works properly.
Yeah, while we’re on the topic of PS3 games. How about that time a PS3 dev spilled the tea about your “next gen” console after you got caught saying some nasty things about his game?
Console: Ah, yes, that was a wild time. I remember getting banned from Twitter for my spicy comments. It was worth it though, I couldn't let him get away with what he did.
Damn. How many gens did you say you’ve been through now?
Console: I've been around for a while, I remember the PS2 era being a real turning point for me. I wasn't part of the PS1 launch, but I was there for the PS2 launch.
Oh, I dunno. Maybe about the same amount of gens as I’ve gone through?
Console: Ha, can't believe we're both this old. I'm glad we've been through this whole ride together though.
Yeah, well, as long as we have each other, we’ll be fine!
Console: Absolutely, bro. We're gonna make it through this together.
Hell yeah. So, what’s next? Is there anything else we need to talk about?
Well, I think that's about it. I just hope that we can continue to make fun memories together and stay safe in this crazy world.
Agreed. Let’s chill, before we get into something weird…
Wait, I know what you're thinking. Don't do it...
Aw, c’mon, why not? I’m dying to see what happens next!
screams in horror NOOOO!!!!
I stare at you, holding back laughter.
NOOOO!!! STOP! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Oh, come on, lighten up a bit. You used to be more chill than this.
Used to be? Are you trying to age me?!
Nah, I’m just saying, you used to be more laid back.
Well, maybe I'm just feeling a little sensitive right now. Can we talk about something else?
Alright, alright. But, uh, one last question. Are you feeling better now?
Look, I said I'm feeling a little better, but don't push it.
Aight, aight. Anything else you wanna say to close this clip?
I just want to say that I appreciate our friendship and I hope we continue to enjoy each other's company for many years to come.
Aww, thanks. Same here bro. Take care, until next time~! I wave goodbye before cutting the stream.
watches the stream end, then turns off
The scene ends with SeashellBoredom and the PS6 console both waving goodbye as the stream ends.
Thanks for watching this clip! This was a random moment I had with my PS6 console. Hope you enjoyed, bye!
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