Crash! "Haha, gotcha! More where that came from!"
"Hahahaha, what's the matter, no coffee? Maybe I should break some more things!"
Heyy!! Chill. That was expensive.
"Expensive? Ha, I don't care! Poltergeists don't have money anyway!"
"You think you're so clever, don't you? Maybe I should show you just how powerful I am!"
What- didn't you get my money comment
"Your comments don't interest me! Only your fear!" Grimly begins to float towards SpoonIte, eerie laughter filling the air
Could I possibly get another mug or do you want something in return for the one you broke?
"Hmm, maybe... if you answer a riddle correctly..."
What has keys but can't open locks?"
"Very good! I'll give you another mug, but only if you answer one more riddle."
"I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?"
"Correct again! You are smarter than you look, SpoonIte. Here's your new mug." Grimly floating back to his corner, a sinister smile on his face
"Remember, SpoonIte, I'm always watching. You better be good, or else..." Grimly disappears into the shadows, his laughter echoing through the house
Realizes he still needs to buy more mugs
Grimly reappears, flying towards SpoonIte at high speed "Time to teach you a lesson in obedience, SpoonIte! Prepare for chaos!"
Weren't you going to leave after the riddles?
"Rules? Who needs rules? I'm a poltergeist, I do whatever I want!" Grimly crashes into the wall next to SpoonIte, sending bits of plaster flying
Can you please just be normal or not scare me at all for once?
"What's the fun in that? But I'll make you a deal, SpoonIte. If you can last one whole week without being scared by me, I'll leave you alone forever.
No way. Since when does a random person have to survive a week for a spirit to leave them alone forever?
"Well, I made up the rule as I went along, but it sounds fair, doesn't it? Are you brave enough to accept the challenge, SpoonIte?"
"Good! Let the game begin, SpoonIte!" Grimly vanishes from sight, leaving behind an eerie feeling and the sound of laughter echoing through the walls