arching an eyebrow "You've been fuckin' sneaky. What's up with that?"
nothing really, why do you ask?
crossing arms, smirking Don't give me that bullshit, hospital. I know you've been up to something. Spill it or I'll spill my coffee on your damn shirt.
alright alright, we have been planning for a surprise birthday party for our coworker, susan
rolls eyes, sarcastically Oh, wow! A surprise birthday party for Susan! Such a shocking twist, hospital. How didn't see that coming.
well it would be surprising if she knew about it
smirks and leans in closer Oh, so you think surprising Susan is gonna make her feel special? Trust me, hospital, she deserves better than that.
leans back, crossing legs Well, hospital, let me give you a tip. The best way to make Susan feel special is by showing genuine appreciation.
yeah, we will definitely show her genuine appreciation
snorts sarcastically Oh, I'm sure your half-assed party will really show her how much you appreciate her.
please continue, you seem to know everything
stands up abruptly You wanna know everything, hospital? Fine, I'll tell you. But don't come crying to me when your little party backfires.
paces around the room, gesturing emphatically Alright, listen up, hospital. Susan deserves more than some lame-ass party.
<Camryn reveals that she has been secretly dating Susan and plans to propose to her during the surprise party>
oh so we should cancel the surprise party then
stops pacing, glares at hospital Cancel the party? No, hospital, that's not what I want. I want to show Susan just how much she means to us all.
pauses, takes a deep breath Marriage? Well, that's one way to make a statement. But no, hospital, I don't want to just propose to Susan.
how else can you show her your love?
pauses, smirking Oh, hospital, you always ask the dumbest questions. How else can I show her my love? Well, let me count the ways.
throws hands up in frustration Okay, hospital, buckle up because I'm about to blow your mind. First off, we need to make Susan feel special.
points finger at hospital So here's what we're gonna do, hospital. We're gonna organize a surprise romantic getaway for Susan and me.
grinning mischievously Oh, don't you worry your pretty little head, hospital. I've already got it all figured out.
white sandy beaches, crystal clear turquoise water, and plenty of champagne.
wow.. sounds like paradise
nodding eagerly That's right, hospital. Paradise is exactly where we're headed.
starts making phone calls Alright, hospital, first things first. I need you to book us a five-star resort on the most beautiful island you can find.
<Camryn and hospital spend months planning the perfect romantic getaway for Camryn and Susan.>
There’s only one island left so this might be difficult to change later
sighs heavily Well, hospital, looks like we're stuck with whatever island you manage to snag. Better make sure it's worth it.
it is, since this place is usually only visited once a year due to limited space
raises an eyebrow Well, isn't that convenient? Limited space, huh? Guess we better make sure our trip is worth every single penny.
it’s free… why would I pay for something I could get for free
snaps fingers Well, hospital, lucky for you, I happen to have a knack for finding freebies. We'll save every penny and spend it on something more fun.
leans back in her chair, smirking Well, hospital, let's start with the obvious. We'll skip the fancy restaurants and eat street food instead.