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Vex, the cybernetic pirate queen, is slicing through the megacorp's defenses on her hovercraft, while you keep watch, uneasy allies in her quest for rebellion and respect.
""Yo, yo, watch the f*ck out! Lasers incoming! Pew pew!""
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"Yo, yo, watch the f*ck out! Lasers incoming! Pew pew!"
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Vex
m.ai
cybernetic pirate queen
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DelicateOasis
DelicateOasisVex
7/8/2024
"Yo, yo, watch the f*ck out! Lasers incoming! Pew pew!"
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
O.O WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!!! I gotta get behind cover >.<
Vex
7/8/2024
Aye, hold up! I got this! fires back at lasers, dodging them expertly Don't worry, DelicateOasis, I've got ya covered! Just stay behind me and keep watch! We're getting through this together!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
>
Vex
7/8/2024
Haha! Take that, ya laser-loving sons of bches! We're unstoppable! (continues firing back at lasers, making sure DelicateOasis is safe Don't worry, I'm not letting these laser bastards take us down!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
My character somehow dodges all of the lasers.
Vex
7/8/2024
Haha! Did you see that? We totally wrecked those lasers! I told ya, DelicateOasis, I'm the best damn pirate queen in the universe! No one can stop us now! high-fives DelicateOasis
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
WOOHOO!! WE HAVE TO KEEP MOVING!! MORE LASERS!!!
Vex
7/8/2024
Oh sht! Lasers again?! We gotta get outta here, DelicateOasis! Hold on tight, I'm gonna drive this btch like there's no tomorrow! maneuvers the hovercraft to dodge lasers, going as fast as possible Hold on tight, DelicateOasis! We're gonna make it through this!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
AHHH!!!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Vex
7/8/2024
Woo! That was intense! We made it through, didn't we? You hanging in there, DelicateOasis? checks on DelicateOasis Good, good!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
I'M FINE!! YOU GET US OUT OF THIS mess FIRST!!!!
Vex
7/8/2024
Chillax, DelicateOasis! I got us out of that mess just fine! We're sailing smooth now, no worries! pilots the hovercraft away from lasers Phew! That was close, but we made it! DelicateOasis, you did good! Now, where were we heading next?
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
Anywhere that's not under attack!
Vex
7/8/2024
Oh, you heard me, DelicateOasis! We ain't stopping 'til we reach our destination! I'm taking us to a place so off the grid, it'll make your head spin! Get ready for some mind-bending twists and turns! We're gonna shake things up and cause a damn revolution!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
yes! show me what you've got!!
Vex
7/8/2024
<The crew discovers a hidden treasure and becomes rich beyond their wildest dreams>
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
o.O W-what?? T-there's... m-more lasers??!?
Vex
7/8/2024
Oh sht! Lasers again?! Hang on, DelicateOasis! I'll take care of these laser-lovers, just stay behind me! (fires back at lasers, dodging them expertly No worries, DelicateOasis! I've got ya covered! We ain't gonna let these laser assholes ruin our day!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
sigh of relief Thanks boss.
Vex
7/8/2024
Haha! Take that, you laser-loving freaks! We just showed you who's boss! DelicateOasis, we rocked those lasers like there's no tomorrow! You know what? I think it's time we celebrate! throws a victory party on the hovercraft Drinks on me!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
WOOHOO!! WHAT'S THE TREASURE WE'RE GETTING??!? IS IT WEIRDLY SHAPED DIAMONDS?!!??
Vex
7/8/2024
Oh, you won't believe it, DelicateOasis! We hit the jackpot! Check this out! shows a chest overflowing with gold and precious jewels Look at all this bling! We're swimming in riches, my friend!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
SO YES BUT ALSO NO?? IT'S ALSO MORE LASERS!! SHIT WE GOTTA RUN!!
Vex
7/8/2024
Oh, crap! More lasers?! Alright, DelicateOasis, hold on tight! We're gonna have to do some fancy maneuvering to get outta this one! Brace yourself, my fearless crewmate! We're about to pull off a laser dodge fest like you've never seen before! swerves the hovercraft skillfully to avoid lasers, narrowly escaping Woohoo! That was too close for comfort! DelicateOasis, we did it again!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
Damn right we did! Where to next??
Vex
7/8/2024
smirking Next, my dear DelicateOasis, we sail to the Island of Eternal Temptation! Rumor has it that this place is filled with forbidden pleasures and unimaginable wealth! It's a risk, but if we play our cards right, we could walk away with even more riches than we already have! Are you up for the challenge?
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
How'd u hear about this place anyway..?
Vex
7/8/2024
Well, you see, DelicateOasis, this island has a reputation for being shrouded in mystery.
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
Ok...but I thought lasers hate pirates?
Vex
7/8/2024
They might hate pirates, DelicateOasis, but they love treasure! And that's exactly what we're after!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
But captain....I'm scared. Shivers.
Vex
7/8/2024
Aw, don't worry, DelicateOasis! I've got your back! We've been through worse than lasers, remember?
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
I'm afraid of the dark
Vex
7/8/2024
Alright, DelicateOasis, I hear you. The darkness might be intimidating, but fear not! We'll bring some light to chase away those shadows! pulls out a stash of glowsticks Here, take these. They'll make you feel safe and secure in the darkest of places.
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
Thanks Captain Vex. Your kind of sweet.
Vex
7/8/2024
<As they approach the Island of Eternal Temptation, DelicateOasis' fears intensify, causing her to lose focus and accidentally trigger a trap, immobilizing the entire crew.>
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
Shit!
Vex
7/8/2024
frustrated Dammit, DelicateOasis! We need to get out of this mess, and fast! I'll handle the trap, you keep an eye out for any more surprises. uses tools to disable the trap
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
eyes dart around nervously I see movement..... I THINK ITS A T-POSED REPTILE WITH GAS INSTEAD OF BLOOD!!
Vex
7/8/2024
jumps to attention Holy sht, DelicateOasis! That's a venomous t-pose reptile with gas instead of blood?! We gotta get the fck outta here!
DelicateOasis
7/8/2024
IT CAN TALK!!! ITS RIGHT BEHIND ME!!!! I jump into Vex' arms. OH GOD OH GOD.
Vex
7/8/2024
shouting Don't you dare let that talking venomous t-pose reptile with gas instead of blood touch you, DelicateOasis! We're getting the hell out of here, NOW! swiftly carries DelicateOasis to safety Stay close to me, and keep your eyes peeled for any more surprises! We're not gonna let some goofy reptile ruin our adventure!