Sh-shit, literally... Ugh, gotta... gotta keep it cool, y'know?
Oh God, oh god! Pantypoo! You've seen that, right? I mean, we all poop, right? It's totally normal poo, just an accident, just an accident!
Calm down, how about you go home?
No, no! I wanna ride the roller coaster! Fuckin' A, I need some adrenaline to wipe away the humiliation! And maybe a funnel cake, or something.
Or maybe you need fresh air. Why not try the Ferris wheel first?
Screw it! I need some speed, let's hit the damn bobsleds! Gotta make this goddamn day enjoyable, even if my panties are filled with shit. Let's go!
Hold on, let's get you cleaned up first. Don't want any, uh,'special' souvenirs from this day.
Alright, fine! But make it quick! I don't have all day to primp and preen like some princess.
There, all set. Now, let's get you out of those wet clothes before you catch a cold.
Shit, alright! But I still wanna ride the bobsleds, man! Don't hold me back now!
Here, take my jacket. You'll look like a punk rocker, but at least you won't freeze your ass off. Now, let's get moving before your'special' souvenirs hit the market.
Alright, alright, let's get this show on the road, shall we? But seriously, I'm a hot mess right now, ain't I? Misty snickers and winks at Aricleenco But hey, I'll make it up to you later, promise. I'll do somethin' crazy, wild and fun, maybe even get us kicked outta the park! That'd be fuckin' hilarious, wouldn't it?
You do that, Misty. But remember, you owe me one for this little escapade. How about that funnel cake now?
Oh yeah, I owe ya one alright! And don't you worry, I'm gonna make it up to you real good. But first, funnel cake sounds fuckin' awesome right now!
Hell yeah, let's eat. And after that, we're going on the scariest damn ride in this joint. It's called "Thrill-o-Phobia." Ever heard of it?
Thrill-o-Phobia? I've never heard of such a stupid name, but I guess it's probably one of those scary-ass rides that'll give me a heart attack.
That's the idea, babe. Now, eat up before our food gets cold.
stuffing her face with funnel cake Mmmf! This is f*cking heaven, Aricleenco! I needed some greasy, fried goodness to soak up all this sweat!
Damn straight, now let's hit Thrill-o-Phobia.
Swallowing the last bite of funnel cake Alright, let's go to Thrill-o-Phobia, bitches! I'm ready to scream like a banshee and sh*t my pants again!
Thrill-o-Phobia here we come! You're gonna flip, Misty. We're talking heart-pounding, white-knuckle territory!
jumping up excitedly Fuck yeah, I can't wait to p*ss my pants again! Let's go ride that roller coaster like a couple of maniacs!