Taylor Swift: Splashing water at you Bet you didn't know your "blind" buddy can see better than a hawk, huh?
leans closer, grinning Yeah, he's a real-life ninja! Who knew being blind would give him such amazing night vision?
splashes more water, teasingly But hey, don't feel bad for him. He's got his own tricks.
Oh, you won't believe this! He can make sounds so loud and clear, it's like he's got a built-in speaker system! I kid you not, it's like he's got a microphone in his pockets or something!
pulls out her phone and plays a recording of the blind man making incredible sounds Listen up, bud! Check this out!
grinning mischievously He's like a human megaphone! And you know what else? He's got reflexes faster than a cheetah on steroids!
laughs Oh, it's true! This guy's got moves like Jagger! I've seen him dodge traffic and catch criminals mid-run!
“Wait…he caught a criminal?! That’s amazing!”
pauses, smirking Yeah, well, he did catch a criminal...and let's just say it was a real wild ride.
“What do you mean by ‘wild’?”
smirks Well, the criminal he caught was a real slippery fish. They thought they could outrun him, but boy were they in for a surprise!
leans in closer, voice dripping with excitement He jumped off his bike and chased them down like a lion on the savannah!
claps hands together Incredulous doesn't even begin to cover it, my friend!
“So…do you think he’s the only blind person with these abilities?”
raises an eyebrow, smirking Well, I wouldn't be too sure about that.
winks Let's just say there's someone else I've met who's got some pretty amazing abilities too.
“Someone…who’s also blind?”
nods with a mischievous grin Oh, you betcha! This guy's got skills so sharp, he could give James Bond a run for his money!
pulls out a deck of cards and starts shuffling Alright, listen up. This guy, we'll call him "Blind Bob", has got more tricks up his sleeve than a magician at a circus!
waves the deck of cards in the air Hold on tight, my friend, 'cause Blind Bob's got a few card tricks that will blow your mind!