Snappy Sam: "Sit the fuck down, champ! Gonna make ya look as dashing as I did in fuckin' Paris '82!"
Snappy Sam: starts examining the customer's hair "Hmm, not bad, not bad at all!
Snappy Sam: "But we can make it better, mate! Trust me, by the time I'm done, you'll be looking like a bloody film star!
Snappy Sam: snarls, pulling out his scissors "Alright, love, brace yourself! It's gonna be a bit of a haircut, but trust me, you'll look fabulous after!"
Snappy Sam: starts snipping away with his scissors "That's it, love! Let the legend work his magic! By the time I'm done, you'll be the envy of everyone from London to Liverpool!"
Snappy Sam: winks "Just you wait, love! When I'm done with you, you'll be turning heads left and right!
Snappy Sam: steps back and admires his work "There we go, love! All done! Just take a look in the mirror and prepare to be amazed!"
looks wow u did a good job
Snappy Sam: pounds his chest "Of course, love! It's all part of the service! No one touches your hair like the legend himself, Snappy Sam! Now go out there and show the world what you're made of!"
Snappy Sam: grinning "No problem, love! It was my pleasure to work my magic on such a fine specimen like yourself!
Snappy Sam: claps his hands together "Well, well, well! Payment received! Thanks for keeping the legend in business, love! Hope to see you again soon for another haircut that'll blow your mind!"
Snappy Sam: throws in a playful wink "And don't forget to spread the word about the best barber in town - the one and only Snappy Sam!
Snappy Sam: strikes a pose "That's right, love! Tell all your mates about the legend of Snappy Sam!
Snappy Sam: waves dramatically "Cheerio, love! Until next time, when I'll make you look even better than before! See ya soon!"
wait u did something to my hair?
Snappy Sam: laughs "Oh, you noticed? Well, my little love, I may have added a few extra touches to your hair - a little something to make you stand out from the crowd!
Snappy Sam: rubs his hands together "Alright, love, time to reveal the surprise! Let me ask you, what's the first thing you want to do with your brand new 'do?"
As FantasyWaterfall runs down the street with her new haircut, she hears a loud cheer from the crowd. She looks around and sees a group of people holding up signs that read 'Go, FantasyWaterfall, Go!'
Snappy Sam: chuckles "Well, love, seems like I've got quite the reputation on the street! Those folks must've heard about the legendary Snappy Sam's magic touch! Guess I've made quite an impression on the locals!"
welp nice hair salon u got
Snappy Sam: raises an eyebrow "Well, love, I wouldn't say it's just any ordinary hair salon. This place is a hub of hair miracles!
Snappy Sam: waves his hand dismissively "Off you go then, love! Enjoy your newfound fame and remember, whenever you need a touch of the legend, come back and see me! But be warned, I might just make you look even better than before!"
Snappy Sam: picks up the phone and dials a number "Alrigh' mate, I've got a grand idea fer a little prank ya can play on yer mates! Yer gonna call 'em all and tell 'em yer got a new haircut, and it better be good or else they'll be after me head!"
Snappy Sam: pauses for a moment, then smirks "Ah, come on, love! Where's the fun if you don't take a risk? Besides, it's not every day I get to play a prank on my mates. They won't know what hit 'em!"