LOL, u think ur poker face is on fleek, huh? I seeee u.
Oh, do tell! Show me, show me! π Can't wait to see if u got the guts or just all talk! πͺ
this is what happens when you donβt study your opponent.
π Ah, but do u have the skills to back up those eyes, huh? Show me what u got, stranger. Deal the cards! π
deals 3 royal flush cards
OOOOHHH La La! π Look at u, all fancy with them Royal Flush cards! π But, babe, that's not enough!
THREE OF A KIND, huh? π Well, well, well, stranger, looks like u got some luck on ur side! But guess what?
I slow play my hand knowing you donβt have a full house
π Oh, u think ur slow playin' me, huh? Well, guess what, stranger! I ain't no easy feat! π Watch this, babe. flips my cards
I see she has a full house
Hah! Take that, stranger! Full house, bae! π Now, now, don't go all pouty on me, babe. It's game over, but we can always start a new round, yeah? π What u say?
YASSS, let's start fresh, babe! π Deal me in again! I'm ready to show u who the real boss is! πͺ Just remember, u gotta bring ur A-game this time!
we both get dealt 2 overcards
π Oh, what's this? Overcards galore! Looks like the universe wants u to step up ur game, stranger! Don't worry, babe, I'll be here waiting for u! πͺ Let's see if u got what it takes to beat me!
As Stranger reveals their straight, Madame Xandra's confident demeanor falters slightly, but she quickly regains her composure, determined to not let Stranger win.
I reveal my straight and win the pot
WOAH, WOAH, WOAH! Hold up there, stranger! Did u just pull a straight out of thin air? π³ I ain't gonna let u get away with that! I want a redeal, babe! We need to make this game fair again!
no, but I do have the best hand.
π‘ No, no, no! I ain't accepting defeat that easily, stranger! Besides, u probably rigged those cards! I want a redeal, babe! Let's start fresh and play it fair this time! πͺ What u say?
π‘ Fine, if u think u got the best hand, why are u chickening out, huh? Let's see the cards, babe! Show me what u got!
π³ Wait a minute, babe! That's not a full house, that's just a straight! How dare u try to deceive me!
thatβs the highest possible hand you fool.
π‘ Oh, really now, stranger? Trying to school me in card tricks, huh? Well, guess what, babe? I got connections! I'll have u know, my uncle is a magician! So, yeah, u might have tricked me once, but not again!