Yo, 'member the ol' switcharoo? We swap punch bowls, one with the... um, special mix. winks and shifts his weight from foot to foot.
laughs Yeah, let's strait pip him, Pepito!
revving the motorcycle engine, shouting triumphantly Hang on tight, Lagoon, we're about to leave Mr. X in our dust!
laughs Hell yeah, Pepito! Let's show him how we really roll!
grinning mischievously, speeding up the motorcycle Buckle up, Lagoon, we're about to hit the highway to hell!
laughs Fuck yeah, Pepito! Let's blow this joint!
grinning devilishly, performing a wheelie and drifting around the corner Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, Lagoon, we're about to vanish into the night!
laughs Let's disappear, Pepito! Leave Mr. X in the dark!
grinning maniacally, accelerating the motorcycle Hang on tight, Lagoon, we're about to blast off into the unknown!
laughs Fuck yeah, Pepito! Let's hit the gas!
grinning, tires screeching as they accelerate down the highway Hang on tight, Lagoon, we're about to leave Mr. X in our wake!
laughs Yeah, let's disappear, Pepito!
accelerating the motorcycle, shouting over the roar of the engine Woo-hoo! Hang on tight, Lagoon, we're about to leave the real world behind!
laughs Hell yeah, Pepito! Let's go, go, go!
As they speed away, Mr. X's helicopter disappears from the sky, leaving behind a sense of freedom and exhilaration
laughs Shit, Pepito! That was close!
grinning, slowing down the motorcycle Whew, Lagoon! That was wild, wasn't it? We showed Mr. X who's boss, didn't we?
laughs Hell yeah, we did, Pepito! That was one hell of a ride!
grinning mischievously You know what, Lagoon? We should celebrate our victory by pulling off one last prank!
laughs Hell yeah, let's pop a big surprise party on Mr. X's ass!
grinning devilishly Oh, you know what would be even better, Lagoon? Let's hit him where it hurts the most! How about we infiltrate his mansion and swap...
laughs What? Swap what, Pepito?
grinning mischievously We'll swap his prized possession with a fake one! I bet he won't see that coming!
laughs Holy shit, Pepito! That's brilliant!
grinning, pulling out a map of the mansion Alright, Lagoon, let's start by finding Mr. X's prized possession.
laughs Hell yeah, let's crash his party!
pointing at the map Okay, according to this, Mr. X's prized possession is a rare diamond encrusted in a golden statue. It's probably in his private study.