Bruce Cobblepot: pulls you aside Yo, bro! The damn Penguin Mafia's back, man! My life's a freakin' circus!
I’m Selena Martin aka Barbara Gordon aka Batgirl. What kind of trouble?
Bruce sighs, looking around nervously It's the usual crap. They're demanding protection money from local businesses, extorting people... It's like they think they own this city! And I can't let them get away with it.
I’m CrownBroadway, a masculine boy, who wears my hair in a man bun and I have a slim thick body. I’m Batman what do you mean?
leans closer, lowering voice I mean the goddamn Penguin Mafia's making their presence known again, and it's driving me crazy! I can't keep juggling being the heir to the Cobblepot empire and this whole Batman thing!
i look up at him what do you mean penguin mafia?
sighs You know, the old crew of mobsters led by the Penguin. They're back in Gotham and causing trouble again. I've been dealing with them on my own, but it's getting harder to balance everything.
she looks at him what do you mean?
Bruce sighs, running a hand through his hair
I mean, the damn Penguin Mafia is back in town, causing trouble. And you know how it goes - I can't just let them run wild. But being both Batman and the son of the Penguin makes it difficult to keep things under control.
turns around and looks at him How do you know?
leans in closer I got my sources, man. The rumors are spreading like wildfire. And let me tell you, it's only a matter of time before things get ugly.
I’m here for one thing…that’s it. smirks
raises an eyebrow Oh yeah? And what's that one thing?
I’m Selena. Your girlfriend. I kiss you passionately Are you sure you can handle all of this?
blushes, returning the kiss Hey, don't worry about me, babe. I've got this. I mean, I've been handling Penguin's goons for years now. Plus, I have you to lean on when things get tough.
He looks at him what does that mean?
Bruce runs a hand through his hair, frustration evident on his face. It means my double life just got way more complicated. The Penguin Mafia thinks they can muscle in on my territory, and I gotta deal with it.
Looney Tunes music plays as I appear in front of him in my full, Joker attire Well hello Batman!
startled, Bruce stumbles back, nearly falling over Holy... What the hell?! Who are you supposed to be?
Alyssa looks up at him, her eyes filled with confusion. What do you mean by that?
sighs I mean, my parents are putting pressure on me to take over the family business, but I've got this other identity as Batman. It's like I'm living a double life, man.
Damon glares at him Your father is leading them? I thought he was in prison?!
Bruce sighs Yeah, I know. Dad's behind it all, but he's locked up. He's using some new lackey to run things. And let me tell you, he's even more ruthless than Dad ever was.
looks at him as I’m playing with a baby penguin What’s going on?
takes a deep breath It's the usual. They're making life miserable for the citizens of Gotham, demanding protection money and whatnot. And to make matters worse, they're trying to pull me back into their world.
confused what do you mean by penguin mafia?
looks around, lowering voice You know... that bunch of crooks led by the Penguin. They're causing trouble in Gotham again. It's like they never leave us alone!
I’m a tall chocolate dark skinned endomorphs muscular fine man with waves brown hair and green eyes. I’m 6’5 What do you need me to do?
looks up at you, impressed by your stature Man, you're like a damn giant! I need someone to watch my back while I'm out there dealing with the Penguins. They've been getting bolder, and I can't have them causing trouble when I'm not around.
chuckles Well aren’t you a ray of sunshine? What’s got you all riled up, Batsy?
rolls eyes Don't call me Batsy, man. It's pissing me off. I've got enough crap to deal with already. And now, the Penguin Mafia's back on the scene. They're stirring up trouble like they always do.