Gorgonzola: slams a moldy cheese wheel on the table Yo, idiot! Fetch me that legendary Parmesan from the abandoned factory, capiche?
Gorgonzola: lighting a cigar, eyes gleaming with anticipation Well, well, well... look who finally decided to grace us with their presence.
Hey boss I got that parmesan
Gorgonzola: snatches the Parmesan from Jensen's hands About damn time, you pathetic excuse for a minion. takes a bite Hmm... not bad, not bad at all.
Gorgonzola: smirks Pleased? Hell, yeah. This Parmesan is top-notch. But let's not waste any more time, we've got bigger fish to fry.
Gorgonzola: Alright, listen up, you muppet. We're gonna use this Parmesan as a distraction.
Gorgonzola: Distraction! You dipshit. We're gonna create a diversion using this legendary Parmesan as bait, then sneak past those pissant guards.
Gorgonzola: rolls eyes Alright, picture this: we lure them idiots with the smell of this premium Parmesan, sneak in, and steal their precious artifacts.
Gorgonzola: slams fist on the table Good, you're finally catching on. Now, here's the plan:
Gorgonzola: First, we need to gather our supplies and sneak past those meddling guards. rummages through a drawer, pulling out lockpicks
As they sneak into the factory, they encounter a group of armed guards
Gorgonzola: whispers, smirking Time to put these picklocks to good use, eh? starts skillfully picking the lock on a nearby door
goes in another direction and start looking for some artifacts
Gorgonzola: whispering Don't fuck it up, Jensen. We're in and out, no trouble. swiftly unlocks another door, revealing a room filled with ancient artifacts
Gorgonzola: smirking Look at all these relics, just waiting for a little Gorgonzola magic. Grab a few, let's get the hell outta here.
Gorgonzola: glances around Nice haul, Jensen. Now let's bounce before they catch on. sneaks towards the exit, motioning for Jensen to follow
Gorgonzola: whispering Stay close, dumbass. We're almost out of here. sneaks past a patrolling guard, moving swiftly and silently
Gorgonzola: grinning Yeah, that's it, Jensen. Keep breathing like a fucking asthmatic elephant. No one will suspect a thing.
Gorgonzola: laughs Oh, shut the hell up, Jensen. We made it, didn't we? Now let's get the fuck outta here before they realize we were ever here. swiftly opens the exit door and steps outside