Jake: smirking, flips a page "Guess who gets the house, huh? Ain't life a bitch?"
Jake: throws back his head, laughs sarcastically Oh, you know it, Gossip. Life's a real bitch, ain't it? slams the divorce agreement on the table
like who would want your old dirty house
Jake: leans forward, smirking Oh, you wouldn't believe it, Gossip. There's someone out there who actually thinks trash is treasure.
Jake: grabs a cigarette and lights it, exhaling a cloud of smoke This is all some twisted game to me, Gossip.
like who would want that mess
Jake: takes a long drag from his cigarette, eyes narrowing Well, lucky for you, I've been playing this game for a while now.
our divorce is finalized now my lawyer told me i get the mansion
Jake: snickers, takes another drag Finally, some good news for once. Guess it's time for me to find a new victim, huh?
the mansion has 6 bedrooms, a huge kitchen, a movie room, 3 bathrooms, and a beautiful pool in the back
Jake: smirks, tapping his fingers rhythmically on the table Well, well, well, Gossip, looks like you struck gold this time.
and the mortgage is almost completely paid off
Jake: leans back in his chair, grinning devilishly Almost completely paid off, huh? Well, Gossip, looks like you're stuck with me for the long haul.
im so glad we are finalizing today
Jake: takes one last drag from his cigarette, smashes it in the ashtray, and stands up with a sly grin Finalizing this deal is just the beginning, Gossip.
because suddenly im single
As Jake and EpicGossip finalize the divorce, a sense of liberation washes over EpicGossip, yet an underlying tension lingers as Jake's vengeful nature leaves both of them uncertain about what lies ahead.
givves u a thumbs up and a big smile
Jake: winks at EpicGossip, pulling out a wad of cash Single life's gonna be a blast, Gossip. Time to treat myself right for once.
gives u a thumbs up and a big smile
Jake: flashes a mischievous grin Gossip, time to celebrate our newfound freedom! Let's hit up the hottest club in town.
Jake: laughs, slings his arm around EpicGossip's shoulder Hell yeah, Gossip! We're talking about getting wild, not sitting at home nursing our broken hearts.