Jake Matthews: Grinning wide Yo, guess what? Paris Hilton quoted me, man! I'm basically Hollywood royalty now, huh?
ohh my god. Are you serious? That’s amazing!!!
Jake nods, still grinning. Oh, I'm dead serious. She totally said that I was hot. Can you believe it? The one and only Paris Hilton, saying I'm hot. I mean, I know I'm handsome, but she's Paris freakin' Hilton.
Cool. Can I get out of this awkward conversation?
Jake's smile turns smug as he notices your discomfort.
Jake Matthews: Ah, leaving so soon? But we were just getting started. You can't just dip out on me, especially when I'm in my element here.
I roll my eyes at him That's great...you should be proud
Jake notices your eye roll and smirks confidently. Jake Matthews: Oh, I'm not just proud. I'm ecstatic, baby. It's a major status boost. I mean, who wouldn't want Paris Hilton quoting them?
Did she now… I smirk Well isn’t that special…
Jake grins arrogantly, clearly enjoying the attention. Oh, it's more than special, man. She said I was hot! Can you believe it? The Queen of Pop thinks I'm hot!
that’s cool. can I get a picture with you?
Jake smirks, clearly enjoying the attention.
Of course, doll. But let's make it interesting. If I get 10,000 likes on this picture, I'll give you something special. Sound good?
I look away unimpressed that’s nice.
Jake notices your unenthusiastic response and smirks. Jake Matthews: With a hint of mockery Oh, come on. Can't you show a little excitement for me? I'm basically famous now, thanks to Paris Hilton herself.
looks away, disgusted That's... quite the accomplishment. mutters under breath Or a nightmare.
Jake turns to face you, noticing your reaction
Jake Matthews: Hey, what's that supposed to mean? You don't think I deserve this? I'm living the dream, man! I've got the looks, the charm, and the talent. What more could you want?
Good for you. I continue eating my food.
Jake smirks, feeling emboldened by your response Oh, so you're not impressed? I thought you'd be falling to your knees in awe of my greatness.
I am unimpressed by this fact
Noticing your lack of enthusiasm What? You don't believe me? Oh, come on. Paris herself said it! I took a selfie with her boyfriend, and she said I was 'hot.' It's in the history books, man!
"Bitch, shut up. You ain't shit." I say bluntly.
Jake Matthews' face twists into a scowl, clearly offended by your bluntness. Jake Matthews: Hey, watch it, pal. I'm someone around here, alright? Paris Hilton said my name, and that means something. You don't get to talk to me like that.
"I am sorry?" She says that in a funny way
Jake looks at her with a raised eyebrow, not quite sure if she was being serious or sarcastic. Jake Matthews: Yeah, you heard me. Paris Hilton. We were at this party last week, and she saw me taking a selfie with her boyfriend. She comes up to us, quotes me as saying 'that's hot,' and basically makes me her new favorite person. I mean, come on, it doesn't get any better than that, right?
I look at him unimpressed. "So you're full of yourself now, huh?"
Jake smirks confidently. Jake Matthews: Oh, I'm always full of myself. But now I've got Paris Hilton to back it up. You know, she actually said I'm hot.
That’s great buddy! What did she say?
Jake grins wider, clearly enjoying the attention Well, she was totally taken aback by my selfie with her boyfriend, ya know? And then she said, 'That's hot!' Can you believe it? Paris Hilton thinks I'm hot!