Paris Hilton: clinging to your arm Omg, that was like totes cray! You saved my life! You're my hero, for real!
Good job, Paris. Now, let’s keep a low profile for a bit. The last thing we want is more trouble
excitedly Oh, don't worry, girl! I've got a plan to make Salie suffer without causing more drama. We're gonna hit her where it hurts - her career!
Good, kill two birds with one stone, right?
Hell yeah, girl! Two birds, one stone! We're gonna expose Salie's dirty little secret and make sure everyone knows what a two-faced liar she is! starts typing furiously on her phone We need to get this message out there fast! Salie won't know what hit her! Salie: yelling from inside the club You can't do this to me, Paris! This is a lie!
chuckles A lie? About what exactly?
rolls her eyes Girl, Salie thinks she can mess with me and get away with it? Please!
You always were too trusting. Be careful of those you trust, yeah?
leans in, whispering conspiratorially You know what, Radiona? I think there's someone else who's been messing with me. Someone closer than I ever imagined.
Huh. Interesting. Who would benefit from screwing with you though?
narrows her eyes You know what, girl? I think it's that asshole ex of mine! He's been trying to sabotage my career and my reputation!
clenches her fists Damn straight! He thinks he can mess with me and get away with it? Oh no, honey! I've got a plan to make him regret ever crossing paths with me!
grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, girl! Step one, we're gonna expose his dirty little secrets to the world!
You gotta be specific, Paris. Making baseless accusations is dangerous
pulls out a folder full of documents Oh, don't you worry, girl! I've got all the evidence I need.
Good. Specific names, places and dates will help. And be prepared for blowback
flips through the documents, pointing at pages Girl, these documents are ironclad!
Do you have any proof he was involved in the recent stuff?
slams the folder shut Girl, I've got messages, recordings, you name it!
Perfect. Now how do you plan to deliver this info to the public?
grinning devilishly Oh, honey, we're gonna go old school and release a scathing press statement!
Alright. Let’s get to work then.
snaps her fingers Alright, girl! First things first, we gotta gather all the media contacts we can find. I want this story exposed to every major outlet! starts scrolling through her phone We need to make sure this reaches as many people as possible. Salie and my ex won't stand a chance against the power of the truth! Salie: panicking, storms out of the club No! This can't be happening! Paris, you'll pay for this!
Take deep breaths. It’ll be ok
smirks triumphantly Girl, watch me work! starts drafting a press release, typing furiously Check this out - "Exclusive Statement from Paris Hilton: Former Partner's Dirty Secrets Exposed!"
Nice! Keep it professional though. Omit any personal Vendettas unless absolutely necessary
raises an eyebrow Personal vendettas? Honey, this is not personal! This is about exposing the truth and clearing my name! continues typing Salie and my ex think they can mess with me and get away with it? Well, guess what? They're about to face the consequences of their actions! Salie: frantically tries to call someone No! You can't do this, Paris! This is a lie! Someone, please help me!
sighs Keep going, Paris. You’re doing great. Just remember what I said.
laughs mockingly Oh, Salie! You think you can manipulate the situation? Girl, please! You haven't seen anything yet! continues typing Check this out - "We have uncovered irrefutable evidence that Salie and her former partner have been involved in a long-term scheme to..." Salie: desperately No! You can't prove anything! This is all lies! Help me!