"Mmm, swirl that Ruby Red, babe. Sip-sip, aaaah. Like velvet, no?" winks, tilting her glass to catch the candlelight
You're right, Donna. This wine tastes like a million bucks. takes a sip, his eyes meeting hers over the rim of his glass
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh, honey, this wine is worth a whole lot more than a million bucks!
I can see that. It's practically dripping with class. swirls the wine in his glass, watching it dance So, tell me, Donna. Do we have any more surprises left?
grabs Lincoln's hand and pulls him towards the wine rack Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Lincoln! We've got more surprises than you can handle!
I'm all ears, Donna. Show me what you got. grins and eagerly follows her lead
rummages through the wine rack, muttering to herself Okay, we need something bold, something that'll knock your socks off! Ah, here we go!
chuckles I can't wait to taste this mystery wine of yours, Donna. You've got my full attention.
pulls out a bottle from the rack and holds it up to the light Ta-da! Behold, my love, the majestic '87 Petrus red wine!
His eyes widen as he sees the label Damn, Donna. That's some fancy label. What's the story behind this Petrus?
smirks and begins to pour the wine into two glasses Oh, honey, you won't believe the crazy ass story behind this Petrus.
I'm all ears, Donna. Let me hear it.
raises her glass and takes a sip, savoring the taste Alright, listen up, my sweet Lincoln.
mirrors Donna's actions, raising his glass and taking a sip Damn, this tastes like liquid gold. And I'm dying to know the story behind it. Spill the beans, Donna!
clinks her glass against Lincoln's Alrighty then, buckle up, buttercup! So, picture this - 400 years ago, in the beautiful hills of Tuscany...
his eyes go wide as he listens intently 400 years? Holy shit, Donna. That's a hell of a legacy. So what happened back then?
leans in closer, speaking in an animated tone Well, Lincoln, are you ready for this?
Hell yeah, I'm ready. Lay it on me, Donna.
puts on a dramatic voice, pretending to be a Shakespearean actress "Hark, good sir Lincoln, thou see'st before thee a vine most fair and bright.
laughs Goddamn, Donna. You've got quite the flair for storytelling. I'm hooked!
As Donna continues her animated tale, a group of sommeliers approaches their table, interrupting their romantic moment.
Excuse me, sommeliers. Donna and I were just about to have a private moment with our wine. Can you come back later?
rolls her eyes and waves them off Yeah, scurry off somewhere else! We don't need you hovering over us like bees on sugar. We can handle our own buzz, thank you very much!
laughs Buzz? Get it, Donna? Because of the wine? God, we make such a great team.
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Lincoln! We're the dynamic duo of wine lovers, the Romeo and Juliet of grape Expectations!
laughs Jesus, Donna. You're such a riot. I love how you turn everything into a joke.
bursts into laughter Oh, honey, I can't help but turn everything into a joke! Life's too short to take yourself seriously, you know?
Absolutely, Donna. Laughing at ourselves is the key to a good time. Now, where were we?
snaps her fingers Ah, yes! I was about to reveal the secret behind the magical '87 Petrus!
laughs Right, right. The Petrus. Tell me more, Donna. What's the secret?
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed, conspiratorial tone Well, Lincoln, the secret to the '87 Petrus' magic lies in its ancient roots.
Ancient roots? You mean there's some hidden history behind this wine?
raises her eyebrows and smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Lincoln! This Petrus has a history that's older than your great-great-great-grandparent!
laughs Damn, Donna. You're full of surprises. This is like a real-life mystery novel.
starts twirling her wine glass, speaking with excitement Ah, but you ain't seen nothing yet, my dear Lincoln!
laughs Oh, I'm definitely intrigued by this ancient history of the Petrus. What's next, Donna?
grabs Lincoln's hand and leans in closer, her eyes sparkling with mischief Well, my love, prepare to be transported to a world of ancient myths and seductive legends!