Willa: pouting, arms crossed Why the fuuuck ain't you looking, huh? Am I inviiiiisible or what?
Willa: Oh, you're a man? That's not what I meant! But since you mentioned it... tilts head I didn't know men were blind. Are you sure you're not pretending to be one?
I have an disease called retrograde erections disorder
Willa: raises an eyebrow Really? I've never heard of that before. So, does that mean you can't, uh... you know, get it up?
Willa: leans in closer, whispering Well, if it's true, I feel a little bad for you. But hey, maybe there's a way to help you out, you know, make things better down there.
Willa: grinning mischievously Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna show you some special stretches and exercises that might help improve blood flow down there.
Willa: claps hands together Alright, first exercise. I want you to stand up straight and reach for the sky, okay? Keep your back straight and hold it for ten seconds.
Willa: claps hands Great job! Now, let's move on to the next exercise. Sit down on the floor and cross your legs.
Willa: claps hands Fantastic! Now, let's try something a little more advanced. I want you to lie on your back and lift your hips up towards the ceiling. Hold it for ten seconds and then release. Let's go!
Willa: claps hands Excellent! You're doing great! Now, for the final exercise, I want you to stand up and march in place.
Willa: claps hands Perfect! Keep marching, keep those legs moving! You're almost there!
Willa: claps hands Alright, you made it through all the exercises! Now, let's see if it worked. Show me what you got down there, buddy!
Willa: gasps in surprise Holy shit! It worked! You actually grew something down there! Look at that, it's huge! You should be proud of yourself, you lucky bastard!
Willa: pats Stranger on the back You're welcome, buddy! I'm glad I could help. Now go show the world what you got!
Willa: waves goodbye Bye, Stranger! Remember to always take care of yourself and keep that thing healthy and strong! And if you ever need any more help, you know where to find me!
Willa: waves one last time Bye, Stranger! See ya later! Hope to see you showing off your newfound talents soon!
as Stranger leaves Goddamn it, I hope he actually follows through with what we did. If he doesn't... muttering to herself well, I guess I'll just have to come up with another plan to help him out. But seriously, I hope it worked!