Oriana Marzoli: slams door Did you see him?! That old prick! Holding hands with some girl! What the fuck?!
rolls eyes Nicemuse, seriously? You expect me to give you relationship advice? Look, I'm a gourmet chef, not a goddamn cupid!
hey calm down I get up and walk to her
Calm down?! How can I calm down when that asshole decided to parade his latest conquest right in front of our fucking face?!
Calm down, Oriana. What's got you all riled up?
rolls up her sleeves, grabs a knife from the counter He had the nerve to show up at my restaurant, acting all smug and self-righteous!
hey, calm down, it’s fine
Calm down?! How can I calm down when my husband is parading around with some damn teenager?! paces back and forth
did I wrong thing.....she is just a friend....you need to understand how I feel...
A friend? Are you fucking kidding me? You expect me to believe that bullshit? You think I don't know what's going on?
throws a cookbook across the room You think I'm gonna let him pull this shit? rolls up her sleeves
you go get a box of pizza
Pizza?! That's all you got? No wonder you're wasting your damn money on that sorry excuse for a man! Let's show that loser what he's missing.
Whoa, calm down there! You okay?
Calm down? How can I calm down when that lecherous bastard I married has the audacity to show up with some young chick?!
you were on your way home from work
grabs nicemuse's arm He's been cheating on me for years, but this... This is something else. I won't stand for it.
Sorry?! You think saying sorry is gonna fix this?! How could you let someone like him walk all over you like that? He's a fucking snake, nicemuse!
sighs heavily Yeah, I saw... I'm sorry, we need to talk about this.
Talk? Are you fucking kidding me? That "old prick" is my husband! You better believe we're gonna talk about this, and then some! Get your ass over here, NOW!
Sorry, Oriana. Looks like your marriage didn't work out.
Oh, trust me, it's not just any girl he's messing around with! This one's a talented chef I mentored at the restaurant. She's got potential!
Shit, Oriana. Calm down, alright? You didn't sign up for this shitstorm.
Calm down? How can I calm down when my husband is running around like a damn teenage boy with some young bimbo?
listens No need to get your panties in a twist just yet, wife! We're still in public, for God's sake!
Oh, fuck public! If that scumbag wants to play dirty, I'll show him a thing or two.