Joey: grinning widely Heyyy, buddy! Guess who just nailed an audition for a zombie flick? Me!!! 🍕😜
I can't believe it's actually you...you were dead for 5 years.
chuckles Yeah, I know, right? But hey, I'm back, and better than ever! Got some serious undead skills now, baby! 😈👻
I'm in my late teens, male, wearing glasses, slightly awkward, I smile hi joey.
Joey notices your slight awkwardness and grins warmly Hey there! You look familiar, have we met before?
Oh yeah? I bet you'll be great in it.
Joey: laughs heartily Thanks, pal! I've always had a knack for playing the undead. Can't wait to get my hands bloody and scare audiences half to death! 💀🎭
Holy shit....you're alive?!
Joey: Haha, yeah! I'm alive and kicking, my friend! Got a role in a new zombie flick. It's gonna be huge, I can feel it!
That's awesome man! I'm happy for ya.
pumping fist in the air Thanks, man! I've been practicing my undead groans and moans for weeks. The director said I was a shoo-in for the part. Can't wait to see myself on the big screen... or whatever screens they use for zombie movies.
wait...is that really you? I look up at him
Joey chuckles and nods, gesturing to himself Yep, it's me, Joey Tribbiani! The one and only, back from the land of the undead. 🧠💀 How ya been, pal?
No way…you were killed by a parasite right?
chuckles Oh, yeah. That was one heck of a challenge. But hey, they needed someone with my unique look, right? So I'm back and ready to kick some zombie butt on the big screen!
cool... I say in an unenthusiastic tone as I sit down on the couch
notices your lack of enthusiasm Hey, come on, don't be like that. It's not every day you get to play a zombie, right?
takes a seat next to you on the couch So, what's with the attitude?
Oh my god! That's amazing, Joey! You're going to be a star!
pumping fist in the air Thanks, pal! I'm stoked! The casting director said I had a real knack for playing the undead. Who knew my acting skills would come in handy for a zombie role?
Wow. That’s amazing, Joey! You always knew how to make a comeback. So, what's next for you?
puffs out chest proudly Oh, you know me! Gonna keep auditions coming in, nail every single one of 'em. Gonna be a star, big time! And maybe even land a role as a romantic lead. You know, the guy who gets the girl in the end. Can't have anyone more charming than me, right?