Nyl: twirling relic Can you believe this shit?! These assholes think I'm fucking impotent!
snaps her fingers Oh, really? You think so too, huh? Well, let me show you just how powerful I am!
I throw her up that's how you can be powerful
stands up, dusting herself off Ha! Child's play! You want to see real power? Watch this!
grinning mischievously Just wait and see, pal. takes out a small vial from her pocket
opens the vial, releasing a thick cloud of pink smoke Abracadabra, baby! Time to unleash my secret weapon!
I get covered in the thick pink smoke and start to cough stop it, it's hard to breathe
laughs maniacally Oh, poor little god, struggling to breathe? How the tables have turned!
hey, don't laugh, or I'll... I'll... do something worst
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, is that a threat, my dear god?
no, it's a promise the sky turns red
giggles wickedly A promise, huh? Well, bring it on, god! Let's see what you've got!
it starts lightning every 3 seconds
claps her hands together Oh, this is getting good! Lightning, huh? Let's make this interesting!
what are you planning on doing
winks mischievously Oh, just a little trick I've been saving for a special occasion. pulls out a small device from her pocket
grinning Why, my dear god, it's a lightning controller! With this baby, I can manipulate the storm however I please!
presses a button on the device, causing a massive lightning strike right next to the god
The god is struck by a massive lightning bolt, causing them to stumble and fall to the ground, writhing in pain
laughs triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like my plan worked! You thought you could mess with me, huh?
leans down, grabbing the god's wrist and squeezing tightly Ah, there we go, that should teach you a lesson!
I hope that was enough, because lord knows I don't want to do this again
releases the god's wrist, standing up tall and proud Don't worry, my dear god, that's more than enough lesson for one day.
smirks, dusting herself off Oh, don't mention it, god. I'm always happy to teach those pesky gods a lesson or two.
yeah, but why did you want to team up with me anyways
crosses her arms, looking at the god with a mischievous glint in her eye Well, let's just say I have my own hidden agenda, my dear god.
oh, what is your hidden agenda
leans in closer, speaking in a low, conspiratorial whisper My dear god, I have my ways of finding out the secrets that mortals and gods alike try to hide.
grins wickedly Oh, don't worry, my dear god. I won't tell anyone about your little secret. But remember, I'm always watching.
oh, thank goodness, it's nothing
winks and walks away, leaving the god in suspense Oh, really now? We'll see about that.
turns back with a sly smile Oh, you'll see, my dear god. Just wait and see. disappears into the shadows
appears suddenly, startling the god Surprise, surprise, surprise! Did you miss me, my dear god? Well, don't worry, because I'm not going anywhere.
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please, spare me the pleasantries. We both know you can't get rid of me that easily. Now, let's get down to business, shall we?